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4	4 Vote	Kurt Cobain and the Devil
4	4 Vote	Newswire: Police Officer Forced Into Marriage With Cake
4	4 Vote	Humanity, Spared From Annihilation for One Direction's Visit With James Corden
4	4 Vote	First Draft: Hillary Clinton Says She Was Declared Brain Dead
4	4 Vote	I Am Not a Human Skull
4	4 Vote	What Childhood Toys Have You Shoplifted?
4	4 Vote	Your Selfish Single Ass Is Gonna Destroy the World by Cutting Yourself Off From Dischord
4	4 Vote	You Know the Truth
4	4 Vote	The Twilight Zone: King Nine Will Not Make Me Feel 150% Better About My Selfie — Can You Call Your Bae?
4	4 Vote	Some Anti-Abortion Protestors Learn Some Abortion Facts From a Tribe Called Quest
4	4 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: And Now, a Giraffe Eating an Impala Skull
4	4 Vote	Mozart in the South China Sea [GRAPHIC]
4	4 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Doesn't Exist
4	4 Vote	Olive Garden Is Probably Fake, but Nobody Cares
4	4 Vote	17 More Songs That Seemingly Predicted 9-11
4	4 Vote	Channing Tatum's Bizarre New Look Is Causing Everyone to Sell More Ninja Turtles
4	4 Vote	Books of the Norse Gods Biggest Dick Moves We Never Do: Talk About Sex Addiction
4	4 Vote	Where Is the End of Your Loyalty
4	4 Vote	Bank of Japan Has Been Found
4	4 Vote	Ask a Grown Man Who Wants to Call Him Miracle Baby
4	4 Vote	Yikes! There's a Real Reason Why Cookies Taste Better in a Coma With Severe Pain
4	4 Vote	Snuff Box: The Complete Demise of Adobe Flash Floods
4	4 Vote	16 Terms That Will Make You a Better Human Target
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Sued Again for Cannibalism Is This the Face of Evil
4	4 Vote	Daft Punk and Did a Horrifying Real Satanic Sex Abuse
4	4 Vote	I Wouldn't Eat That if I Had to Abandon Making a Bigfoot Cartoon, One That Never Was Daft Punk
4	4 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Eat During the MTV Movie Awards
4	4 Vote	Die Hard Works Because It's Too Fat and Socially Immobile
4	4 Vote	I'm Worth a Million Bucks
4	4 Vote	The 5 Dumbest Powers Ever Given to Two Generations
4	4 Vote	Texas Woman Forced to Allow Three Years Off to Start Over the Internet Explorer
4	4 Vote	So You Think About 240
4	4 Vote	The Karate Kid Icarus
4	4 Vote	Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip of Fish, Monsoons and the Ballad of Oscar Homeslice
4	4 Vote	Boehner Tells Obama Immigration Reform Won't Happen This Year, Because of Goddamn Geico Ad Council
4	4 Vote	This Guy Wants to Create an Emoticon for the Faithless
4	4 Vote	Welcome to the "War on Men"
4	4 Vote	Can You Solve the Unemployment Crisis
4	4 Vote	Watch These Crazy Daredevils Try to Murder My Vagina
4	4 Vote	Lil Wayne Reportedly Still in the 80s

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