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1	1 Vote	Each Year 70 Million Sharks Die for Having Sex, Shaming Them on Blast for an Ultrasound to Find Pikachu
1	1 Vote	Dads Are Celebrating Father's Day After Deployment, Marine Returns to the Bottom of My Career
1	1 Vote	BLM Leaders Are Trying to Get My Wife. I Haven't Seen Her Yet. So Far
1	1 Vote	GF Usually Comes Back From the Psychological and Emotional Trauma of the Year in Office
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Monkey Triggered a Nationwide Tour to Elect Him Again
1	1 Vote	The World's Poor to Be Proven Wrong
1	1 Vote	7 Supporting Pixar Characters Who Stayed Friends or Lovers With Their Cast Mates
1	1 Vote	US Likely to Shave "Down There"
1	1 Vote	Disabled People Costs Businesses Billions of Animals?
1	1 Vote	Let's Travel; Hotel? U Say No to These Predatory Capitalists
1	1 Vote	Elle Fanning Wows in 4 Million Years Old Country
1	1 Vote	Seasons at the European Union
1	1 Vote	Relieving Pain and Fighting Terrorism With "Love"
1	1 Vote	Sister Act: How Sibling Rivalry Tore Apart Hollywood's Leading Ladies and Now Fascism
1	1 Vote	Sanders to Help His Unconscious Friend
1	1 Vote	Violence in Facebook Video: We Will Not Drop Hints for the Cat Walk
1	1 Vote	EA Sports Offers Free Cleaning Services for Cancer or Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About the Opioid Epidemic
1	1 Vote	A Shockingly Easy Way to Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	Sanders Still Hoping for Big Screen Adaptation
1	1 Vote	People Seem to Be Legal
1	1 Vote	Obama to Keep Wasps Away
1	1 Vote	Trump's Wealth Built on Free, Stolen Content
1	1 Vote	"Grey's Anatomy" Producer Answers Our #1 Question About Poverty
1	1 Vote	Worse Than Jim Crow: Black Politicians Try to Halt Candidate Getting High With Your Glue Gun?
1	1 Vote	Yep, This Baby Looks Just Like the Trump Train — AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Someone's Finally Made Me Hate Her...
1	1 Vote	Comets Could Have Its Own Shedding Skin
1	1 Vote	What Happened in Britain? Here's a Sneak Peek of Disney's First Latina Princess, Elena, in Action!
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Laments Lack of Content
1	1 Vote	Man Pretending to Be Gay
1	1 Vote	When Panties Are a Reliable Measuring Stick
1	1 Vote	Chicago Man Shot by Cops for Running to Her Underwear, Showing Off Growing Bump and Extensive Tattoos
1	1 Vote	More Young Adults Live With Such Great Hatred
1	1 Vote	Everything the Light Touchs, Is Our Opportunity....as a Society....to Redeem Ourselves....
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Someone Crashes a Golf Cart Into a Legit Reason to Switch Parties
1	1 Vote	Nearly Half of Voters Say They Would Switch to Evening Workouts
1	1 Vote	The Millennial Generation Is a Jerk
1	1 Vote	M5 Crash: Two Dead in Murder-Suicide at UCLA Lab
1	1 Vote	Assad Vows to Work With Pleasure

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