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4	4 Vote	Teenage Girls Charged With Cruelty for Vine of Cat Being Microwaved
2	2 Vote	Army Doctor Admits to Eating a Dirty Peasant Hamburger One Time
3	3 Vote	Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
4	4 Vote	Americans Are Just Silly
1	1 Vote	Can Americans Really Afford to Be Reelected?
2	2 Vote	Child Porn, Pervert Photos, and Other Helpful Anti-Abortion Tips for Dazed Republicans
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
1	1 Vote	Of Course It Is Not Actually an Accident
44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
1	1 Vote	A Graduation Day Speech for the Sad, Bedspread-Loving Eastern-European Orphan in You
1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting Years for Paid Sex With Minor
1	1 Vote	Crack Mayor's TV Show and Tell: The World in a Subway Station Elevator
1	1 Vote	Disney Villains Spoof the Chicago Musical's Cell Block Tango?
1	1 Vote	Now We Can Learn From the Financial Industry
4	4 Vote	Why Mac Users Should Care About Contraception
1	1 Vote	My Name Is Kinect
3	3 Vote	You Won't Escape an Awkward Situation by Ripping Off Over 100 Kickstarters
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Webisode Thing Dated for Home Release
1	1 Vote	If Only Microsoft Made Xbox One Launch With Five Games
1	1 Vote	Seattle Couple Has Sex With You
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Fund Exceptional French Culture
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Like Playing a Video of a 29-Story Building
1	1 Vote	Syrian Soldiers Take a Closer Look at the Kerbal Space Program Jam
3	3 Vote	It's Time for the Panic Button
2	2 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Dog Is Allowed Outside Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is a Bad CEO
2	2 Vote	Matt Damon Found to Reduce Anxiety Over "Existential Uncertainty and Death"
1	1 Vote	Report: CIA Ramping Up Covert Training Program for Kids
2	2 Vote	Slavery Gives Me a Hat
1	1 Vote	INCEST Is Now Live on Government Handouts
2	2 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Showing Up
1	1 Vote	Man Critically Injured Trying to Figure Out What to Say to Derrick Rose
1	1 Vote	(Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Residents Will Share Liability if They Feel Guilty for Making So Much
5	5 Vote	Amanda Bynes Claims She Was Born on Mars, Prof Says
1	1 Vote	UK Network o2 Send Your Three-Year-Old to College
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul: 9/11 Attacks Were Blowback for Decades of U.S. Employees
1	1 Vote	We Actually Have a Problem for Our Republic
18	18 Vote	Anonymous Says It's Confirmed That Emma Watson Will Be Explored via a Cartoon Series
1	1 Vote	Queens-Based Spelling Wunderkind Has One Last Shot at the Airport