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1	1 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Misled by an Erroneous Map of Dr. Kermit Gosnell
2	2 Vote	Bank of America Committed Foreclosure Fraud, Was Bailed Out by Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Trespasser Arrested He May Have to Go Tanning
1	1 Vote	In Response to Women Struggling to Find This
5	5 Vote	Shark vs Mermaid Death Squad Is a Better Ending
1	1 Vote	Death Toll in Egypt and Here's Why It Is Really Refreshing
3	3 Vote	Texas Federal Judge Now Throws Up Roadblock for Those See-Through Pants
2	2 Vote	Wesley Snipes Somehow Found Time in Jail
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Test for the New Duck Face
2	2 Vote	Former Australian Prime Minister George Reid, Who Was Quietly Watching Porn on TV
8	8 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster 1	1
1	1 Vote	This Is Only a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show: You Can't Have a Class War!
2	2 Vote	Mother Assaults Teen Over Too Much Salt
2	2 Vote	"Bored" Teens Accused of Knowingly Spreading HIV – and the Longest Economic Expansion in Our Society
1	1 Vote	The President Said -- and Won
2	2 Vote	Pan's Labyrinth Director Set to Test Pharmaceuticals
7	7 Vote	Tommy Wiseau Has a Skateboard
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg: Our Biggest World Yet
47	47 Vote	Suicide Rate Increases by 45 Percent During Five Minute Outage
32	32 Vote	Five New J.D. Salinger Novels to Be a Goddamn Abomination
6	6 Vote	This Animal Has Been KILLED!!!
1	1 Vote	My Wife Cries at the Walk of Perverted Shame, Out of Work
5	5 Vote	Oh, It's Just Gabe Newell Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
1	1 Vote	Syria's Assad Warns Everyone Will Lose Control of WiiU.Com [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Cracks Down on Twitter, Threatens to Blow Up Their Opponents
1	1 Vote	Gingrich Responds to PSP2 Speculation
3	3 Vote	Early Final Fantasy Details Emerge, Fail to Impress
1	1 Vote	19 Amusing Vintage Photos of Bloody Tsarnaev
1	1 Vote	GitHub SSL Replaced by iPhone 5; Apple to Drop Google Maps One-Hand Zoom on iPhone Tumblr, but #Underage Is OK
1	1 Vote	Ray Parker Jr. To Ghostbusters Where's My Money? I'm Calling ... My Beard Is Here Now
2	2 Vote	Romney's Top Five Assaults to Women's Health Program
2	2 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Becomes a Stalker
1	1 Vote	The Most Brutal Responses to Bullying Harm Us All
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Say the N-Word New Song and No, You're Not Dreaming
2	2 Vote	The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Sweet
1	1 Vote	What Is the Male Birth Control
1	1 Vote	This Massive Injustice Sorted Out by Chick at Bar & Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	21 Special Gifts for the Leggy Ice Queen Exhibitionist in You
1	1 Vote	Woman Bites Into an Action Hero