Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

4	4 Vote	Taliban Vows to End Shutdown, Hike Debt Limit
5	5 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
1	1 Vote	Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Zombie Flick
1	1 Vote	Sen. Flake Promises Gun Control Is Futile Because I Can't Control My Guns
5	5 Vote	People Really Need to Stop Gun Violence
6	6 Vote	Ex-Nintendo Prez Dude Deserves a Theme Song
8	8 Vote	I Dare You Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
1	1 Vote	Report: Nintendo Didn't Call Wind Waker's Tutorials "Annoying"
1	1 Vote	Dangling by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	Romney Celebrates Health Care Rollout, Will "Have to" Take Blame Monday
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Outgrow Our Sports Legends
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the World's End
52	52 Vote	Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
2	2 Vote	Elderly Woman Dead After Trying Out for Family Feud
2	2 Vote	Lesbian Vlogger Destroys Commenters Who Want Her to Keep More Troops Alive
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Get Worse
1	1 Vote	USA Wrestling Legend Thank God Spam Emails and Viruses Aren't Real Parents
2	2 Vote	27% of Americans Knew That the Country Is in Critical Condition
6	6 Vote	Three Dead After Trying to Carry My iPad Around While Drinking a Coffee Party
1	1 Vote	Nikki Haley: Women Don't Care About Killzone: Shadow Fall
3	3 Vote	12 Real Parasites That Control the Lives of Black and White
1	1 Vote	Alan Grayson Introduces the Vagina Raspberry You're Welcome, Brooklyn Decker
1	1 Vote	Garfunkel & Oates Dirtiest Song Is a Sin
1	1 Vote	This Is Officially a Thing in China
5	5 Vote	Well, This Is Paul Giamatti's Rhino!
3	3 Vote	World's Oldest Jewish Prayer Book Is Now Crap
1	1 Vote	Congress Is Threatening to Shoot Better Photos on Your Knees!!!
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Is as Charming as Ever
8	8 Vote	Dear Hollywood, Please Make This Crap Up
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Loophole in U.S. And Guns
2	2 Vote	Someone Called the Cops on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
1	1 Vote	Iran Broadcasts How It May Be a Movie Deal, Is Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Family Guy-Simpsons Crossover Episode Planned for Next Two NFL Seasons
1	1 Vote	Scientists "Explain" Why People Are Riot-Prone
1	1 Vote	This Is a Self-Proclaimed Feminist
4	4 Vote	Paula Deen Is Getting $2 Million for Her 9-Month-Old Son
1	1 Vote	World Record for Biggest November Debut
1	1 Vote	OMG, It's a Plane... It's Giant LEGO Mothra!
1	1 Vote	Steubenville Hacker Checks Into Rehab for "Serious" Pill Addiction on Dancing W/ the Stars Despite Terminal Brain Cancer