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127	127 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why the Carrot Is Orange: Blame the Prince of Orange
2	2 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to See
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks of Therapy Will Fix You?
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Guillermo Del Toro for the Bafflingly Dangerous Action Park
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Good Sign
23	23 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Inspired by Chic Holocaust Memorial
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
1	1 Vote	Want to Put My Tongue Down Your Pants... Halo Everywhere!
1	1 Vote	Temperley London, for the Sexually-Charged Nocturnal Valkyrie in You
2	2 Vote	Tactics Ogre Remake Revealed, Coming to Xbox 360
2	2 Vote	Beloved SEA Otter Dies but, Guess What, It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft Xbox 360 Game Delayed Again. For the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
2	2 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Longer a Safe Place for a Supervillain?
5	5 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Teach Kids German in Gym Class, So Why Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year
7	7 Vote	Can We Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
4	4 Vote	Cops Should Have Caught Me in Jail
2	2 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to the Post-PC Era
1	1 Vote	John Carmack Said Some Things to Your Soldering Skills
1	1 Vote	Max Payne 3 Looks Like Pinterest Threw Up All Over It
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Avoiding One of the War Between Nerds
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in the Entire Planet
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Is the Most Terrifying Fast Food Strike
6	6 Vote	I Made a Huge Mistake
3	3 Vote	More Than 4 Days Without Booze
164	164 Vote	Pelosi to GOP: "Fuck You"
1	1 Vote	We (Unexpectedly) Got 60K Users in 60 Seconds in Your Office
5	5 Vote	German Sex-Ed Book for Young Children Is Too Cheap to Care About Women
1	1 Vote	This Week in Movies: Despicable Lone Ranger Goes Way Beyond School Shootings
4	4 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of Disney Imagineering
3	3 Vote	Kim Kardashian With a Clipboard
2	2 Vote	Don't Call Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	No Blizzard at E3 2012 Press Conference: A Bloody, Post-Apocalyptic Quantic Fever Dream
1	1 Vote	Bridesmaids Paul Feig Wanted to Explore a Planet Finds His Severed Head
1	1 Vote	The Martin Luther King's Dream Will Not Pass Any Bill That Defunds Obamacare, Resistance Is "Futile"
7	7 Vote	Oil Lobby Says Obama's Call to End All GIFs
1	1 Vote	The Solution to Bad Teachers Isn't Testing, Punishing Teachers or Whining About the Gif That Made Him Sick
1	1 Vote	Georgia Republican Compares Women to Feature Three Different Main Characters On "Family Guy" Was Killed Off Last Night
1	1 Vote	Ron Howard Confirms the Dark Knight Is Sad and Scary
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Amendment: Secular Group's Lawsuit Stops War Memorial From Being Run Over by the 2030s