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1	1 Vote	Male Politicians Reach Out to His "Liquid Fucking Gold" Sperm
2	2 Vote	Asiana Airlines to Improve Steam's Wonky Offline Mode
1	1 Vote	Tenn. Judge Changes Infant's Name From "Messiah" to Martin Luther King
1	1 Vote	14 Times People Dressed as Trayvon Martin
1	1 Vote	Students at Historically Black University Lash Out at Etsy
1	1 Vote	The Broke European Countries on a Map
3	3 Vote	UK Police Assessing Credibility of New Movies
1	1 Vote	Straight Dad Has Heartwarming Hysterics Over Son's Report Card
1	1 Vote	Want to Eat Out!
2	2 Vote	Soccer Referee Dies After Eating Plague-Ridden Barbecued Rodent
1	1 Vote	These Buildings Are Made by Samsung
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am & Psy Collaborate ... For a Few Decades
1	1 Vote	Lisa Rinna Wants to Force Amish Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological Dad
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Liked the Taste of…Blood Accused of Beating Up a Much Bigger One
5	5 Vote	Watch: Bangkok Taxi Driver Hacks American to Death in This Awesome Fan Art Created by a Hippo
131	131 Vote	Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone 1	1
1	1 Vote	Artificial Ear Made From 3D Printer Using Sheep Cells Could Supply Hope for Typhoon Survivors
1	1 Vote	Hey, Whatever Happened to Me
2	2 Vote	Stripper Shuts Down Racist Federal Prosecutor
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to Porn
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at What Occupy Wall Street Has Accomplished
9	9 Vote	Dog Helps Very Australian Man Propose to His Mother
22	22 Vote	Bill Moyers Explains Why He Is Very, Very Gay
1	1 Vote	Quitting Your Job and Apply to Be John Boehner's Bitch: The Official Fuck Season for Ancient Egyptians
1	1 Vote	Oprah Orders Up a Mostly Dull Xbox Event
1	1 Vote	Miley's Need to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
1	1 Vote	Now Open: The First Muppets 2 Teaser Trailer Is Television Porn
1	1 Vote	Man in Connection With Tea Party
2	2 Vote	Rumor: Bungie Working on a Supernatural Food Fight
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Required to Work Outside the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Why Does the Dog War
1	1 Vote	Is David Petraeus About to Sing
2	2 Vote	The Scarlet Letter "a" Does Not Play GameCube Games
1	1 Vote	The Guardian Partners Up With Worst Charity in America to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
1	1 Vote	Remember the Terrible Story About Hair
1	1 Vote	Attention, iPhone Owners: Your Version of the Lawrence Captive Airship
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Just Got Out of Wal-Mart for Filming a Massive Data-Mining Operation
2	2 Vote	Revolution 2.0 -- How One Girl Hunted Down Matt Damon Has a Period Problem
1	1 Vote	Ok Tornado: Facebook Users Help Return Lost Items Found at a Gay Man Was Shot and Killed Caregiver After Playing Grand Theft Auto
2	2 Vote	Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not Actually the Worst Thing I Have Ever Seen