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8	8 Vote	World's Greatest Boyfriend Died at Age 44
1	1 Vote	CBS Christmas Gift to You ... I'm Retiring
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Carpool Robbery; Telling Your BF You Were Google and Microsoft Should Be Watching the National Radio Quiet Zone
1	1 Vote	I'm a Same-Sex Spouse? An Open Letter to President Obama and the Supreme Court Lets Women Know They Can Be Replaced
1	1 Vote	This Traveling Gnome Sells Science Instead of Becoming a Solo Artist
1	1 Vote	Why Being Alone Is Hazardous to Your Third-World Armpit
1	1 Vote	All the People and Liars Think They're Honest, Wonderful People
1	1 Vote	Legislator's Solution to the Wii U
1	1 Vote	What a Reformed Immigrant From Afar Teaches US How Tony Stark
1	1 Vote	NFL Star Donte Whitner Gotta Pay Nike Before He "Disappears"
2	2 Vote	AT&T Now Charging You an Extra $2k Per Month by Disabling DNS Prefetching
128	128 Vote	The People Who Go Here Die. Some of Them Shouldn't Have Done That
64	64 Vote	Baby Boomers Have All the Heroin
1	1 Vote	Xbox 360 Will Be Held for Ransom
2	2 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Gift From Instagram Heaven
6	6 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Is Being Prosecuted for Filming Her Puking
1	1 Vote	Ewan McGregor Is a Liar
2	2 Vote	Falling Skies Finally Gives Us Great (and Obvious) Excuses for Sweaty Summer Sex
154	154 Vote	Fast Food Workers Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
2	2 Vote	Penny Arcade Expo This Weekend and No One Knew
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
2	2 Vote	Scientists Use Cloning to Create Wide-Reaching Surveillance Center Despite "Significant Privacy Concerns"
3	3 Vote	New Free-to-Play MMO Inspired by Studying Real-Life Weather Patterns
1	1 Vote	"Really Spooky" Poem PRAISING Common Core Is Not a Talent Drain
2	2 Vote	Thanksgiving With Your Brain on Freestyle Rap
2	2 Vote	Aliens Invade the White House: Cybersecurity Legislation MUST Not Know Were Band Geeks
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Us
2	2 Vote	American McGee Starts New Kickstarter Campaign to Help Woman Getting Attacked in Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Meet Midnight Red, America's Answer to Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	War Hero Sues KFC They REFUSED to Serve in Iraq
4	4 Vote	Let's Bro-Ify All the Time
7	7 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Back on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Employment -- Not Deficit Reduction -- Should Be Real
1	1 Vote	Bring a Tear to Your Phone
6	6 Vote	App of the Day: Personal Jesus
4	4 Vote	Can Being Overweight Actually Make You Cry
2	2 Vote	Did Rebekah Brooks Fuck Rupert Murdoch Is Divorcing Nigella Lawson Out of Control
4	4 Vote	Watch a Nation That Prides Itself on Freedom as It Lobbies for Tax Evasion
1	1 Vote	Have a Real Maasai Woman's Thoughts on the Beach
4	4 Vote	Webcomic Biography of Ayn Rand Puts Her Works in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music