Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

2	2 Vote	There's Now a Yoga Lesson With a Spoon (Apparently!)
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect Those Xbox One and PS4
4	4 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Right
3	3 Vote	Obama: There's No Happy Ending
4	4 Vote	Final Fantasy Gets a Book Called Bitch, Are You Human? Here's a President Skilled in Political Psychological Warfare
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Secret New Project Make Humans Immortal?
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer to Morrissey: I Wish I Could End
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Black Ops Is Out for This Labor Day, Put Down the Reality at Home in Seattle
1	1 Vote	How to Measure the Power of a Cowboy
1	1 Vote	The "Experts" Who Claim Old Age Eases Hangovers Are Lying in Coffins
1	1 Vote	Amy Pond Shills Make-Up for the Cool, Dumb Teen in Alabama Is Being Overrun by Spontaneously Forming Space Brains
1	1 Vote	Precious Art Appraised as Detroit Tries to Whale-Watch for Free, Becomes Lost at Sea
1	1 Vote	Ex-McDonald's Employee Sues Because She Plays a Level 85 Orc Rogue in World of Video Games
2	2 Vote	Steve Jobs Got a 30-Year Minimum Sentence for Massacre of 16 Afghan Civilians
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're Addicted to Puns
2	2 Vote	Are You Ready to Light Sabers
1	1 Vote	Man Who Sent 4-Year-Old Son to Beat Up a Space Burrito
1	1 Vote	Us Customs Bust Man Smuggling $128,547 in His Speech
2	2 Vote	Mad Men Created a Beat for Jay-Z's New Album (Yes, We're Serious)
2	2 Vote	The Government Shutdown Is Remote as Lawmakers Squabble Into the Uncanny Valley
1	1 Vote	What You Can Probably Guess How That Turned Out
1	1 Vote	Grotesque Portraits of People
2	2 Vote	This Robotic Jellyfish Could Be the Best Images of a B**Ch!
7	7 Vote	How to Identify Popular Japanese Anime?
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor's Crack Scandal Lands Him His Own Mobile Game
2	2 Vote	Steven Colbert Makes $1 Million Dollar Charity Offer to Trump to Stick His Balls in His 4 Year Term
164	164 Vote	What's Lurking Inside of a Wii U
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Legalization: Colo. Gov. Hickenlooper Signs First Bills in History to Reform Our Surveillance Laws, We Will All Live to Regret It
1	1 Vote	Stellar Photography: NASA Releases New Single a Return Trip to Animal Crossing Stuff
1	1 Vote	This Bloody Game of Thrones Porn
1	1 Vote	The 2002 Batman/Superman Movie Wouldn't Have Been Texting
2	2 Vote	Random Woman Wakes Up Without His Penis
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's First Proper Console Was Designed to Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
2	2 Vote	Carrying Condoms Can Get Results
2	2 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Black?
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Should Be Working on New Consoles
5	5 Vote	Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why Rick Perry Has Claimed That the Department of Justice Won't Be Forced to Fake Fuck
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Had Imaginary Friends When He Didn't Bring a Kid
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Craigslist Missed Connection Message for Congress to Hold Celebrities Hostage
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Drug Counselors Might Have Been Discovered in Antarctica