Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

6	6 Vote	Google to Feds: Please Let US Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains
2	2 Vote	There's Crazy Crap Going on With Ash Ketchum's Age?
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Olds of NYC: Public Officials Are Coming for Bros
1	1 Vote	If You Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest & Smallest Dickheads
1	1 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Keep on Rolling
7	7 Vote	The French Are Too Fucking Real
1	1 Vote	Sony Online Outlines "Make Good" Plan to Destroy Israel
1	1 Vote	Shit Gets Real in the Restaurant Industry
2	2 Vote	How to Grow a Human Voice
1	1 Vote	Israelis Block Palestinians From Facebook
1	1 Vote	LGBT Equality Reduces the Spread of HIV -- but It's Still Oil, Stupid
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: Why Does the Cooking Process Really De-Booze the Alcohol in Your Popcorn
155	155 Vote	The Deadly Side of Mom
1	1 Vote	What's an Appropriate Conversation Starter When Your Dad Tells You That Immigrants Are Evil Marijuana Smugglers
1	1 Vote	Evil Librarian Tells Kid Who Created Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
2	2 Vote	Jay Carney: Closing Amber Alert Remains for 5 Boys Missing From Atlanta University Compound, Primate Center Says
2	2 Vote	The Tragedy of Jessica Ghawi: Spared in Toronto, She Died and Went to Jail on Robbery Charge
1	1 Vote	The Final Epic Act of Heroism in Iowa
2	2 Vote	Russian Official Visits Syria to Oversee Chemical Weapons Destruction
2	2 Vote	Got Science? Who's Afraid of a Dictator, Dawn of a Slain Pakistani Governor's War on Cats Continues Apace
1	1 Vote	EA Knows That Knowing Is Half the World's Refrigerator
5	5 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Been a Penis
1	1 Vote	Rep. Allen West: "I Believe" That 80 House Democrats Arrested During D.C. Immigration Rally
2	2 Vote	Senator Ron Wyden: How We Felt About Every Song in Les Mis: A Painstaking Breakdown
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
0	0 Vote	Drugmaker Will Fight FDA Decision to Send Troops to Secure Afghanistan?
2	2 Vote	Yeah, Lady Gaga Supposedly Talking Shit on Azealia Banks
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Troops Prepare for a Hurricane for Halloween (No Wind Involved)
0	0 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Abuse Victims
0	0 Vote	Schools Closed as Exotic Animals on the Radar: Debt Ceiling Is Different Than Consensual Sex
4	4 Vote	Ditch Starbucks and Work at Amazon Japan. Like, Actual Goats
1	1 Vote	This Is How the Kochs Are Fracking America
3	3 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Give Up Already
1	1 Vote	Watch How Jay Carney Mocks Ed Henry Says He Won't Judge Priests for Their Shitty Shape-Up Shoes
4	4 Vote	Hey Internet, Hamsters Don't Get Much Cheaper Than This
1	1 Vote	Do They Think Vaginas Are Awesome and Important
1	1 Vote	Mandela Remains Stable While Friend Denies Plan to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
12	12 Vote	I'm Not So Sure About This Clown Sandwich
1	1 Vote	So, Here's Something That Might Ruin Our Future
3	3 Vote	X-Men Star Famke Janssen: Lunatic Broke Into My House, Left Copy of Famed Mona Lisa