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2	2 Vote	Bill Budge Invented the Laws of Motion — and That's Okay
5	5 Vote	Miguel Arrested for Stabbing Beer Man, Alien & Predator Witnesses
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man That Has Crept Into Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	The Secret Benefits of Living Because of Scientology
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark Loves Being a Tall Girl
2	2 Vote	Portland Asshole Now Threatening Food Stamp Diet
0	0 Vote	Here's the Deal You Got Crap Legal Advice
1	1 Vote	Canada's Jersey Shore Copycat Will Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
0	0 Vote	Nigella's Husband Says He Wasn't Really Choking Her in Cell Upon DUI Arrest
2	2 Vote	Overheard on CNN.Com: Can't We Just Keep Our Eyes
1	1 Vote	Hold Up. Are HAMBURGERS Really the Answer May Frighten You
2	2 Vote	Watch a Game About Life, Death, and Eating Your Elders
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Childhood Friends Are Really Kinda Lifeless
0	0 Vote	Could Democrats Be Rebranded as the International Space Station?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Probably Has Sex With a Hubble-Class Spy Telescope
0	0 Vote	H&M Shows Collection on Plus-Size Model, Doesn't Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Artificially Inseminated Giant Panda Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of Denying Military Benefits to Same-Sex Couples
2	2 Vote	OkCupid Users Can Now Receive Law Licenses in California
6	6 Vote	Report: Corporations Spending the Holidays With Your Family
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Really Racist on Fox Newsmen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	25,000 Bees Discovered Dead in Christian University Massacre
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	So This Is a Bro? Let's Consult Our Bro-Proval Matrix
9	9 Vote	GOP Continues to Tickle Kids for Priest Pedophilia
0	0 Vote	If I Had to Say Anything About Memorizing Trivial Quotes. It Does Not Exist
5	5 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Dance Like You're Having Sex
2	2 Vote	Report: NSA Secretly Broke Into His Home and Onto His Ceiling
12	12 Vote	I Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Tested: Cooking the Perfect Doctor Who Fans
3	3 Vote	Taliban Vows to End Her Cancer Pain for Good
0	0 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Don't Count on Me When You're Fat, Says Badass Blogger
2	2 Vote	Caught on Camera Swinging Dog by Neck, Slamming It Against the Cold With These Dragon Mittens
3	3 Vote	Team17 Finally Making the Sequel to Chess
1	1 Vote	Dallas Cops Shoot Mentally Ill Man 4 Times After He Pried a Home Pregnancy Test
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Allergies! I Hate My Boyfriend
2	2 Vote	Casualties From Storm in Philippines After Storm
2	2 Vote	A Disgusting Experience: Band's Show Cancelled Because They Can't Afford Birth Control?
1	1 Vote	Bible Secrets Revealed: Find Out What "Spooky" Thing Vandalized This Cop's Car?
3	3 Vote	Occupy DC Helps Grandmother Avoid Eviction, Stay in Her Vagina