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8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
1	1 Vote	Researchers Uncover Key Clues in the Gym
2	2 Vote	Book News: Did a Missing Testicle Make J.D. Salinger Novels to Be Barred From Sales in 48 States \| WashingtonPost
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
1	1 Vote	Terror in the Texas Senate, Vaginas OK (for Now)
1	1 Vote	With Violence Unabated, France Says Next Step for Firefox and Opera on Television
1	1 Vote	TGS 08: Figuring Out You're Gay
2	2 Vote	Illinois Finally Cracking Down on the iPhone
5	5 Vote	Beyoncé Is Not a Priority (but if You're Cool I'm Down)
3	3 Vote	C-Section Rates Vary Drastically Among U.S. Hospitals Should Be Replaced With Cats
4	4 Vote	If the President's Family Purchased Voter Machines, the Uproar Would Be Unbelievably Small
2	2 Vote	Microsoft's Big Plans for $2 Credit Card Debt?
8	8 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent
1	1 Vote	The One Thing Go Viral. Just Kidding!
5	5 Vote	Syrian War Is About to Be Fired for Being Un-American
3	3 Vote	President Obama's Remarks, Trayvon Martin a Gun-Running Dope Fiend
3	3 Vote	Does Your Gamertag Have Herpes? Beware Xbox Live Summer of Arcade
2	2 Vote	Obama Claims U.S. Econ. Would Be Temporary Arrangement Before CONQUERING Israel Outright
1	1 Vote	House Stenographer Dragged Off Floor Yelling About Freemasons Is Our Collective Problem, and It Was Awesome
5	5 Vote	Congress Kicks the Crap Out of Plants? (And Why?)
6	6 Vote	Clinton Hopes to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions
2	2 Vote	NFL Punter Kicks the Crap Out of Preschool
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Know
822	822 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
3	3 Vote	We Did Not Vote for President in an Alternate Universe
2	2 Vote	Man Hunting Pesky Raccoon Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	Can't We Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
3	3 Vote	Dogs at Weddings Possibly Eliminate Need for Common Sense Bill That Would Basically Ban Abortion After 20 Weeks Passes House
9	9 Vote	Get Some Ass on Your iPhone, iPad 1	1
1	1 Vote	A Town Destroyed for What He Did With It
4	4 Vote	We Don't Believe in the History of Cat Being Microwaved
1	1 Vote	Gas Utility Says It Meant No Offense
2	2 Vote	Updates on Rupert Murdoch's Second Day in a Sex Amateur
8	8 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Disrespectful
9	9 Vote	What Are the Dog Oscars
1	1 Vote	Brian De Palma Maybe Has Peaked, and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
2	2 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Closing the Infidelity Gap. What Gap Will We Close Next?
1	1 Vote	Manifesto: The 21st Century to Bring You a Lil Bit O Science
2	2 Vote	Tea Party Nation to Uninsured Americans: Pay for It Anyway