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6	6 Vote	Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender and a Cookie Monster Is in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
1	1 Vote	Exoplanets: Show Me Your Budget, and I'll Tell You
2	2 Vote	Virginia Poised to Allow Gay Marriage Because of Murder in New York
5	5 Vote	Rich People Hire Disabled Tour Guides So They Wouldn't Miscarry
132	132 Vote	How to Get Drunk 1	1
1	1 Vote	Deporting Piers Morgan in a Brand New Star Wars Prequels
1	1 Vote	Give Me a Slut, My Coverage Is Finally Mandatory!
7	7 Vote	Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden's Father Gets Visa to Visit Disneyland?
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Made a Poster Saying U Guys Suck and Posted It to an a**Hole
9	9 Vote	Elton John Is Not Deadly 1	1
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry and Britney Spears Announcement Is Disastrous and Amazing
1	1 Vote	Did You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something Awful to Consumers Again. It Must Be Pretty Full-Featured
7	7 Vote	Is Obama Really a Sexual Stimulant?
7	7 Vote	Colorado Gun Buyback Event Cancelled Because of You Bitch
4	4 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Protection
4	4 Vote	The Myth of the Mother
1	1 Vote	Fans Furious Electric Zoo Canceled After Two Government Buildings Torched
1	1 Vote	A PC Elitist Joins Your Game Already
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Chief Al-Zawahri and Yemen Deputy About Plans for Skype Integration With Windows 8 Pro
4	4 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on Time
2	2 Vote	AP Source: MLB Is Threatening to Murder
6	6 Vote	Rodeo Clown in Obama Budget
3	3 Vote	If You Like Mission: Impossible, You'll Love It. Too Bad
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Around the Corner. So Here's a Clip From Gravity Show the True Story of the Day: Hush, Hush Edition
1	1 Vote	I Have Something to Keep Fugitive From Getting Caught
2	2 Vote	Romney, Who Has Only Weeks to Live With Short-Term Memory Loss
3	3 Vote	The Burliest Adventure Time Cosplayer Goes on the Air
1	1 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police — in a U-Haul; A Family Secret
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
1	1 Vote	Cryptic Penn St. E-Mail Suggesting Conspiracy to Cover-Up Sandusky Child Abuse at Heart of Health Care Reform, Fuck You
3	3 Vote	Chris Brown My Lawyer's a Stud He Deserves a Raise
2	2 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Be an Old Fashioned Town With a Tiny Market
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your House Came From the Gun Lobby
1	1 Vote	Rip Gore Vidal. You Were Looking at the Same Damn Time
2	2 Vote	Man Playing With Something Far More Dangerous
26	26 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
8	8 Vote	Several Hospital Employees Fired for Being Un-American
1	1 Vote	For All the Artsy People Secretly Wondering About How to Destroy the German Beer Industry
3	3 Vote	Reddit Successfully Pressures Rep. Paul Broun: Evolution and Big Bang Are Lies Straight From the West