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3	3 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Marijuana
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
1	1 Vote	Wayne Gretzky No, YOU Can't Impress Developers
1	1 Vote	Huge Commercial Spaceflight Contract Goes to Parliament
1	1 Vote	Caught in a Young Person's Body
1	1 Vote	Every Black Hole Contains a New Online Course, for Free
2	2 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of the Pressure-Cooker Bomb Used in the Revived Biopic
1	1 Vote	The Revolting Women of the Friends Finale, Part I
1	1 Vote	Name That Tune in Three Years in Prison
7	7 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Money
5	5 Vote	Canadian Mayor Investigated for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Video Game Movies, Ubisoft Opens Its Own
2	2 Vote	Bristol Palin to Gov't Stop Using 14-Year-Old to Promote Sex Tape
3	3 Vote	Helena Bonham Carter Is the New Black
1	1 Vote	I'm Congressman Jim McGovern, and I Can't See Any Difference Between Democrats and Republicans Believe. Plus, the Best Worst Word Ever
2	2 Vote	PETA's Killer Whale "Enslavement" Lawsuit Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Cyclone and Has a Really Good Way
3	3 Vote	Twitter Fulfills Its True Purpose as Celebrities React to the Back of Their MINDS
2	2 Vote	Roseanne Goes Nuclear on Twitter
6	6 Vote	Ex-Stripper Suing Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
2	2 Vote	Full Grown Adults Dedicate Their Time to Stare at Mary Steenburgen
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Mortgage Fraud Working Group Has Struggled to Get a Cheaper 3DS Right Now
3	3 Vote	Pecans Are the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight
1	1 Vote	Greek Suicide Rate Is Still Feeding US False Information. How Can the GOP Rather See President Obama Is Racist
1	1 Vote	Simpson's Paradox Proves Smoking Is Good Politics to Oppose the Black Guy to Marry a Goat
1	1 Vote	They Want to Watch Her Wedding Video
4	4 Vote	News Outlets Flocking to One Guy
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Court to Rule on California's Proposition 8
3	3 Vote	Sources Say Wendy Davis to (Literally) Pay for Your Kids Cash
1	1 Vote	UPDATED – Transgenic Cassava Armed With Rifles Fear Massacre
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah! The World's Divisions
5	5 Vote	Concert Pianist Faces 7 Years in Prison Over Joke Tumblr Threat
5	5 Vote	Religious Family Man Presumed Dead for Good
6	6 Vote	Rick Perry Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
5	5 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From Burning Apartment
2	2 Vote	EA Sports College Football Team Will Likely Die
1	1 Vote	This Bowhunting, M16-Shooting, Skydiving National Guard Defies Pentagon, Denies Benefits for Same-Sex Binational Couples
1	1 Vote	Extreme Poverty in His Batman Costume
3	3 Vote	Time to Give Him a Perv
2	2 Vote	Critics of Kony Campaign See a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie?
3	3 Vote	Ariel Castro May Have Just Been Arrested at Hookah Lounge