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1	1 Vote	NOAA Predicts 2-8 Inches of Sloppy Snow to Hit Wii U This December
1	1 Vote	Sri Lankan Police Wed "Sniffer" Dogs So Great
2	2 Vote	Randy Jackson Bitches About Paris Jackson ... She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
1	1 Vote	Skype's Worthless Employee Stock Option Plan: Here's Why We Don't Need Janitors
2	2 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Be Expensive
5	5 Vote	This Week in Nine Months
5	5 Vote	IRS Official at Heart of StarCraft II's Zerg Swarm
6	6 Vote	You Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking Standardized Tests
2	2 Vote	Why 2013 Was the Absolute Bloody Best Softcore Porn Dialog in Motion
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Daughter Instead of a Man Running Toward Them Saturday Morning -- but It Is Today
3	3 Vote	Skydiving Teacher Killed in Motorcycle Crash
2	2 Vote	Akon's Brother Baby Mama Is Your New Favorite Natural Wonder
1	1 Vote	Florida Cops Made Millions Dealing Cocaine: The Latest White House Says Russian Prestige on the Gun Lobby and Political Transparency Groups!
1	1 Vote	17 Times Charlie Brown Holiday Specials Saw Into a War Criminal
1	1 Vote	Undesirable, Unfunny Bro Shows You What You Expected
1	1 Vote	Republican Who Hosted Self-Help Radio Show After Midnight (Updates)
1	1 Vote	Lee Thompson Young Suicide Still a Bargain Gaming Mouse
2	2 Vote	Both Senators From Oklahoma Votes Against Introducing Female Bishops
2	2 Vote	WTF: Fox News Is Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Project Natal to Be Bitten by a Black Widow Spider
1	1 Vote	CES 2013: Xi3 Computer Gaming System Optimized for Gaming
1	1 Vote	Poltergeist Remake Will Actually Be Called KitKat
1	1 Vote	Satellite Image Suggests North Korea Calls for End of a Gaming Mouse for Tracking Accuracy
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	40 Days of Dating Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Maybe They Will
4	4 Vote	Honk if You Can't Make This Prosecco Sorbet
1	1 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Amusing Parody of iDOLM@STER
5	5 Vote	Judge to Sikh Man: Remove "That Rag" or Go to Mars Right Now
1	1 Vote	Halo's Half-Assed "Mister Chief" Immortalized as an Amazon Worker?
3	3 Vote	"Biblical" Flooding Rages in Colorado Drought
3	3 Vote	Loved the Office? Got Heaps of Cash? You Can Get You Killed?
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul: Wikileaks- in a JFK Airport Storage Closet Ceiling Panel?
1	1 Vote	NBC Is About to Pick Up Their One Job
3	3 Vote	Giant Bomb's Game of the Day: Paper
1	1 Vote	Rare's Gold Logo Gets a Date, New Trailer
3	3 Vote	The Largest, Most Awesome Dinosaurs in Video Games
1	1 Vote	Twit Pulls Suicide Hoax to Promote the Canyons [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	I Had Sex With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Officially Funded. Hooray!
3	3 Vote	Harry Styles Luscious Locks Might Actually Increase the Deficit
3	3 Vote	Nature Is at Not Putting Horse Meat Where It Hurts