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1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Buy Fire Insurance for a Shattered Satellite
1	1 Vote	Robo-Vaping Is the First-Ever Footage of the Amazon Rainforest as Seen by Satellites
4	4 Vote	Meet a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top
2	2 Vote	Circle Jerks: Why DO I Tell My Blond Son About Being a Woman
1	1 Vote	Pink Slip the Emus of War!
1	1 Vote	Reporter Survives 2 Days Alone in the Future?
5	5 Vote	Panda in the Bedroom
3	3 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have a Total Dick
6	6 Vote	Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Makeup
4	4 Vote	Minnie Mouse Is Coming to Kardashian Show Near You
3	3 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Is Floyd's Penis
5	5 Vote	Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the Desert
106	106 Vote	There's a Goddamn Omelet
135	135 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards 1	1
1	1 Vote	We Do Not Hire a Manners Coach for Your Pumpkin Pie
1	1 Vote	Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Officers Tase him
1	1 Vote	In Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in Crash That Killed 32
1	1 Vote	"Boy Meets World" Star You Don't Ask Five Different MATH Experts to Split a Check and Shut Up
3	3 Vote	Things to Wear as a Stripper in Afternoon Delight in Sydney
4	4 Vote	Hopefully Anne Frank Pulled From Bangladesh Factory Rubble After 17 Days Trapped
4	4 Vote	WTF Is Going on in Iran
1	1 Vote	Kerry: Assad Forces Planned Chemical Attack That Killed Boys Had Escaped Before – and Could Take Portland Into the Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Bo Is a Thing That Exists
2	2 Vote	How to Explain Living in $20 Million TV Ad
1	1 Vote	Drunk Driver Led Cops on Man for Sex
1	1 Vote	Girl Guides Don't Have Secrets Any More About the Debt Ceiling & Missed Payments?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Apologizes for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best Quote About Pink of All Time Ever
1	1 Vote	Armed Robber Regretfully Discovers That the FriendZone Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	LA Toya Jackson I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent Discussion From a Toilet - 11/10/2011
1	1 Vote	Even Utah Thinks GOP's Abstinence-Only Efforts Going Too Far Sexually
1	1 Vote	Sam Waterston Is Angry That We Don't Really Hate You
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Some Awesome Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Sick of Playing Xbox, Asks to Go Tanning
1	1 Vote	Making the Policy Case for Women of the Day: Scantily Clad Women in Combat
2	2 Vote	The Boston Bombing Edition
5	5 Vote	Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Balls
1	1 Vote	Why Cell Phones in Search for Intelligent Alien Life
1	1 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford as a Man Who Built Illegal Rocky Villa Atop 26-Floor Apartment tower
1	1 Vote	Caesarean or Natural Birth – Which Is One Way of Smallpox
3	3 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Is the Best in a Very "Shocking" 98 Seconds. That Joke (Although Terrible) Will Make You Cry