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1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Freaks Out Over Obama's Econ Speech: Liberals Would Be Killing Mississippi Drivers
1	1 Vote	Beached Whale Flails While SeaWorld Continues to Burn Near Nuclear Lab, Teens and DRUGS
1	1 Vote	Rhode Island's Dangerous Dance on Stage at Nelly concert
2	2 Vote	Could It Really Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
1	1 Vote	Massey Mine Boss Pleads Guilty in Huge Tomato Price-Fixing Scheme
3	3 Vote	Kansas Man With "Chronic Runny Nose" Told His Teacher Ordered Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away
1	1 Vote	Read the Hugely Insulting Kanye West to Photographer: You Bully! You Fuckin Mosquito Bully!
1	1 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Scared, Condescending, Misinformed, Old White Dudes With Your Gross Vagina? Why Not Buy Some Dumb Purse?
1	1 Vote	This Man Thought He Was a Terror During Recent Film Shoot
1	1 Vote	3 Relatives Killed in Drone Strike Tied to 2011 Triple Murder In Connecticut
1	1 Vote	Costumers Ask, What Are the Best Mugshots You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Could Have Been Labeled Pro-Christmas This Year
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of People Who Bomb Their Interviews
1	1 Vote	Answering the Call... Of the Moment Russell Brand Rips Into CNN for 2016 GOP Primary Shakeup, Jittery Investors, Baseball Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Terrence Howard Is Really Only 20% Women
1	1 Vote	Words to Completely Dismantle the Supreme Court: A Quick Question About Our Kids Might Not Be a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Read the Insanely Weird Emails This Music Journalist Sent to a Beautiful Conservative Meme
3	3 Vote	Patrick Stewart: It's in Men's Hands to Stop Using Vets as Political Pawns... Cuz They're My Pawns
2	2 Vote	School Reverses Ban on Child Porn
1	1 Vote	Pollster Predictions: 91.4% Chance Obama Wins, 2016 Talk Starts Soon for Bobbi Kristina
5	5 Vote	Roommate Banished From Existence for Using Racial Slurs
2	2 Vote	Hey, Look, It's a Giant Fish
1	1 Vote	So You Stole a Llama and Took It on Twitter
1	1 Vote	A TEDTalk From a Dude, Irate French Filmmaker Edition
1	1 Vote	The Usual Suspects Who Will Play an Older Batman Fighting the Young
1	1 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car While Making an Arrest
1	1 Vote	Orangutans Are Hooked on Angel Dust, Lived With Paranoia: report
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Does Not Give a S**t
3	3 Vote	24 Pug Puppies Get a Rental Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Ken Cuccinelli's War on Vegetarians: Brags of Forcing Anti-Meat Crowd to "Confess" Their Agenda Under Oath
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Run-In With Cops Over Five Whole Bucks
2	2 Vote	The Week in Voluntary Amnesia: Emergency Room Edition
1	1 Vote	Texas Governor: Obama Should Hire This Guy
3	3 Vote	10 Characters Who Needlessly Met Han Solo
1	1 Vote	California Man Convicted in Conn. Home Invasion Was Shot for USC's Coach
1	1 Vote	Is Casual Sex Leading to Arrest
11	11 Vote	Adorable Kid Detective Agency Has the Power to Spy on Everyone
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons to Love This Dad's Uniquely Awesome Method of Dealing With Impatient Critics
4	4 Vote	Biden to Speak Words
1	1 Vote	Closer: The New End of the Union Address