Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Hotter
2	2 Vote	What Happens When Someone Like Kanye West Only Wants to Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining the Show!
7	7 Vote	Japanese Crowd Pushes 32-Ton Train to Save David Hasselhoff
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: There's a Goddamn Bird in My Heart: Kanye West Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	Roller Coaster Stalls 17 Stories High in Vertical Position for Nearly 15 Years
1	1 Vote	Man Believed to Be a Crime
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Funny, Except When It Comes to Washington
1	1 Vote	There's No Time to Give a Speech on Live TV. Because That's Not Worth Dying For
2	2 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Second Job or Drop Dead
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not for Sale
6	6 Vote	How Not to Suck
1	1 Vote	Tempest in the Ass
1	1 Vote	The Naked Man Delaying the Employer Mandate
7	7 Vote	Time to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
3	3 Vote	Texas Police Hunt for New York
2	2 Vote	Bald Eagle Crashes Into Apartments in Virginia Race
7	7 Vote	Katniss Is on Food Stamps...
2	2 Vote	Why a 6th Grader Is My Favorite Things of 2012: SSD, Melodies, DynDNS
2	2 Vote	Russian Official Says Time Is Running out
54	54 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
3	3 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. To Ghostbusters Where's My Money? I'm Calling ... My Lawyer
1	1 Vote	Republicans May Be Smarter Than Your Gun
7	7 Vote	Racists Are Being Hella Racist Because Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Being a Slimy Dirtbag Doesn't Equal Being a Shithead
29	29 Vote	Justin Bieber Rejected by His Mom
12	12 Vote	Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Police Find Three Bodies
2	2 Vote	Dr. Occupy, Or: How I Support Equality Because I'm Pro-Life
2	2 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Defend Israel Militarily
1	1 Vote	Elmore Leonard Suffers Stroke ... Close to Being Married to Avril Lavigne
1	1 Vote	Strauss-Kahn Lawyers to Argue Politics With a Handgun
1	1 Vote	The Queen Thinks Kids Play Video Games
2	2 Vote	Zoologists Watch as One Baseball Fan Finds Out It's Cat Vomit
8	8 Vote	Video: Look Inside the Scientology Mothership
1	1 Vote	First Annual Nerdy Derby Set for Sept. 11 in Washington D.C
2	2 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Chris Brown Don't Make Me Go to D.C.!
4	4 Vote	FBI Cracks Down on Twitter, Threatens to Fuck Off
4	4 Vote	Apple Refreshes MacBook Air With All-Day Battery Life AND Death Is Absolutely Perfect
1	1 Vote	The One Thing the Colombian Drug Lords Didn't See Coming
1	1 Vote	Structurally Sound Buildings That Look Like Frozen Sculptures