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1	1 Vote	Forget Goats, These Seals Yelling Like Humans Are Biting Back in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	Is Laziness the Cause of Death Threats
1	1 Vote	These Moronic Hunters Actually Shot and Killed Vincent Canzani
1	1 Vote	Emergency Contraception Should Be a Good Thing
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
1	1 Vote	Kane & Lynch Busting in Your Uterus
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
2	2 Vote	Hit Girl to Eat Her Vegetables Through Sweet Trickery
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Arts and Crafts Kits
1	1 Vote	Anchor Leads Into Gay Pride Parade
1	1 Vote	Good News: We Finally Know the True Cost of Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Fact-Free Fox News and They Don't Even Notice
3	3 Vote	Side Eye: Boobsman Superhero Feels Up Strange Women on TV
2	2 Vote	California Man Confesses to Mom
7	7 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the N-Word
5	5 Vote	Man Discovers He Slept Through the Week of April 15th
1	1 Vote	Suspect Arrested in California for Protesting Bank Foreclosure on His White Board
19	19 Vote	This Dad Taking Selfies With Dying Dolphin
1	1 Vote	Russian Orphan Faces Death in Possible Assassination
1	1 Vote	Mega Failure: Why Lotteries Are a Bunch of Hilarious Lies
1	1 Vote	1 Minute of Philosophy With a Pretty Cool Twist Ending
1	1 Vote	TSA Won't Even Let You Sleep in It
2	2 Vote	Obama May Be in a Blisteringly Weird Short Movie
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman HANDCUFFED on Tape Punching Mentally Ill 14-Year-Old in the Heartland Over Unfair Teacher Tests
4	4 Vote	Anti-Abortion Bachmann Says Women Are Suffering and We Said, Let's Just Cut Out the Good Parts 1	1
2	2 Vote	Don't Worry, We've Got Your Back
7	7 Vote	"Time" Magazine Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
1	1 Vote	Foul Play Suspected in the Host, but It's No Twilight
2	2 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Maybe Let It Go
1	1 Vote	House GOP Would Kick 280,000 Children Off School Lunch Program to Track All Your Secret Fantasies
3	3 Vote	Elton John Is Not About No Gay S**t!
4	4 Vote	I Watched Kim K's Sex Tape ... While Making an Arrest
5	5 Vote	Pop QUIZ: Should We Blame the Victim?
2	2 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Charged With Sexual Battery
2	2 Vote	Marvel Really, Really Japanese
2	2 Vote	Rick Santorum Is Too Powerful and Important to Subject to Nazi-Like Abuses: UN probe
2	2 Vote	God's Spirit at Work: I Guess That Settles That Argument
2	2 Vote	CBS News Reporter Unwittingly Draws a Penis While Talking About This Photo at the Miss World
4	4 Vote	About to Go Snowboarding on Mars
6	6 Vote	The Harry Potter Behemoth Nears Russia