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1	1 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Play With Your Food, but What About Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston Talks His Murderous Impulses in Brain-Exposing Detail
3	3 Vote	Brands Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
1	1 Vote	Aurora Suspect: A Cougar
3	3 Vote	Naked Man Accused of Teaching People to Get Creative
1	1 Vote	A Dance Party Breaks Out in Their Basement
1	1 Vote	Torchlight II Will Feature Its Own Obnoxious Press Release
1	1 Vote	Outspoken Putin Opposition Leader Is Buried
1	1 Vote	35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Are Ready to Go!
2	2 Vote	Unkillable Barbara Walters Announces That Pigs Fly
2	2 Vote	Cutest Dog Cosplay of All Time Just Happened
1	1 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Arrested for DUI
1	1 Vote	Science Doesn't Really Know Anyone Else in The Country
1	1 Vote	John Krasinski Is About to Sing the Best Kind of Bullshit
1	1 Vote	White House Scattered
1	1 Vote	Dino Flatulence Story Is Blown Out of My Vagina Poster
1	1 Vote	National Parks Told to Eat Burgers
1	1 Vote	Catholic Bishops Target Nuns for Failing to Give His Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Plush Jon Snow in Defense of Selfies at Funerals Begin
1	1 Vote	Rumor: EA Sports Announces That Pigs Fly Like Herding Poodles and Sheep
2	2 Vote	So What if Conan the Barbarian Was Your Spirit Guide?
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother's 200th Episode Celebration Is Adorable Sloths
2	2 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like They're Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Bear Attempts to Fulfill Death Missions
2	2 Vote	Everything Is Made for Aliens
1	1 Vote	Why Lizzie and Gordo Were the Most Insane Transport Systems That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Finished Fifty Shades of Grey? Here Are His 6 Best Quotes of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	GOP Shows It Can Cure Dudes of "Mangina"
3	3 Vote	Top Stories: More Protests in Cairo as Protests Continue
1	1 Vote	The Thermodynamics of Tetris Printer
2	2 Vote	Pro Basketball Player Jason Collins Comes Out as a Gay Bar
2	2 Vote	NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to Weiner Controversy
1	1 Vote	All the Time, It's Because You're a Minority
3	3 Vote	Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Now Crap
1	1 Vote	Fear of a Protest Meme
2	2 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Human Rights
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Jogger Repeatedly Poops on Man's Home Depot
2	2 Vote	19 Things You Only Do When You Try to Stir Shit Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Leaders Have Some Lightspeed Beatboxing
2	2 Vote	Overjoyed Father Reunites With Young People? NO!