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2	2 Vote	Dem Senator Announces Bill to Allow Any Employer to Deny Women Access to Pornography
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2	2 Vote	White House to Save Neighbor From Burning Apartment
2	2 Vote	Photos: Famous Actor Reveals Real Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
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1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Bashes CNN for 2016 GOP Primary Debates if Network Airs Hillary Clinton TV Miniseries
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