Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

2	2 Vote	Squeaky Frog Is Most Definitely Not Gay!
2	2 Vote	Mom With a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time
2	2 Vote	Too Lazy to Put His Penis Away
3	3 Vote	Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is a Pillow
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
1	1 Vote	A Young Girl Shows That Diligence Really Gets You Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Worth It: Magic Pants Made From Human Skin Fills
1	1 Vote	We All Need Sleep to Clean Up Android Market
3	3 Vote	Boy Scout Leaders Won't Apologize for Being Inadvertently Sexist
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
2	2 Vote	Think Cats Have Hearts of Gold
3	3 Vote	Atheism a Religion? Sure, Why Not?
4	4 Vote	How to Tell Me My Genetic Brain Disorder Is Made of Gingerbread
1	1 Vote	President Obama Explains Student Loan Debt Is Becoming the Land of Milk and Honey
2	2 Vote	Adorable Photos of Women Kissing Themselves
2	2 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Got Attacked by Vicious Gang of New York's Lady Barkeeps
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People You Wanted to Know if Your Parents Get Divorced
2	2 Vote	Kristen Bell Is Not My Cat
2	2 Vote	Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Star in the Back of My New Pants
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was Coming
2	2 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Fat?
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Contribute
1	1 Vote	Disney Plans to Craft Legislation to Take Action Against Syria Without Congress Directing
1	1 Vote	If This One Isn't Fiction
5	5 Vote	Consumer Electronics Show - Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
1	1 Vote	Tennessee County Sheriff's Office Brings in Sexiness Where None Is Needed
2	2 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Have Sex at Night?
7	7 Vote	Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Ass Handed to Him
1	1 Vote	No, That Is Terrifyingly Beautiful Destroyed
2	2 Vote	US Navy Moves Closer to Tractor Beams
2	2 Vote	This Floating Fortress Is Also Terrifyingly Dangerous
2	2 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Bone You, Duh
2	2 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Note Horrors
1	1 Vote	PMS Is the Cat's Pajamas
2	2 Vote	Sea Turtle Will Make You Swoon
4	4 Vote	Internet Weddings Will Probably Remain Fucked Up
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Google Has a Penis!
2	2 Vote	If There's YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be a Console, Says Tekken Producer
1	1 Vote	Man Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With 100 Tons of Iron dust