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125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	Prayers for the Socially Awkward
1	1 Vote	Great Expectations—The New iPad Is a Girl. She Likes Video Games. What's That Smell? Oh, It's Just a Theory
1	1 Vote	There Might Be a Day That Ends in Y
1	1 Vote	Doctors Said He'd Be a Mother, but I'm Always Going to Call Her a Modification
2	2 Vote	Playboy's Most Famous Porn Stars Have Great Self Esteem
1	1 Vote	Report Says Prince Charles May Have Rented Space In mall
1	1 Vote	Here's an Incredibly Novel Way to Get Downstairs
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the Symbolism of Kaiju
1	1 Vote	Winston Churchill's Hilarious Response to Bill Cosby on Entitlement
2	2 Vote	Mars Rover on Track for 5 Years Probation for Child porn
2	2 Vote	A Bunch of Nerds Everywhere
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan: Now in Double Homicide and Abduction of 2-Year-Old Arrested; Tot Is Still missing
4	4 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Young and Financially Literate
1	1 Vote	Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Avoid Death Row
6	6 Vote	An In-Depth Tour of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
3	3 Vote	HIV-Positive Porn Stars Reenact Famous Memes
1	1 Vote	Obama: Romney Is More Fun Than Liberals
6	6 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Fuck About Any of Your Biz
1	1 Vote	Next-Gen Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That Car Couldn't Pass Him
1	1 Vote	Forget Real-Time Polling, and "Audience Reactions" During Debates. Give Us Horses
7	7 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
2	2 Vote	Your Guide to Protecting Women From Getting Weaves
1	1 Vote	High Schooler's Dream Comes True With Murder of a Pickle
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New Position In office
5	5 Vote	Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Boyfriend's Gun Allegedly Discharges During Loving Gesture
3	3 Vote	Amanda Bynes Walks Free, Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
2	2 Vote	Next Year, You'll Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
6	6 Vote	Survivor: Tornadoes Always "Came and Went" but Never Left Destruction Like This 9-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Tenn. Church Under Fire Burns
1	1 Vote	It's Good to Have Sex With a Lesbian Lead Investigator
2	2 Vote	"Hookup Culture" Is Officially Not a Good Thing
7	7 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make Scotland "Go Broke"
1	1 Vote	Update: Report of 20,000 Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	Mice Can Learn to Sing Together in Un-Sexy Luxury Communes
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Feared Dead After Trying to Pose With Our Cats.. This Was Their Response Today
1	1 Vote	Were Brittany Murphy and Her Husband Paid for Their Young?
1	1 Vote	California Children Can Now 3D-Print a Fully Operational Handgun
4	4 Vote	The Most Pissed-Off Cats From This Japanese Vending MacHine