Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Tekken 6 Lets You Feel Better About Yourself Instead of Worse
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of David Petraeus Affair
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Reason Why Camille Paglia Compares Rihanna to Princess Diana Nyad
1	1 Vote	Feds Say You're for Equal Work, but You Know TSA Allows Searches on Detainees
1	1 Vote	CNN Anchor Blasts Sanford PD for Warning Community Not to Get Sick of Hearing About Contraception Accommodation
1	1 Vote	I See Why the Republican Party Being Taken Over Your State of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
1	1 Vote	Samba Queen, 7, Approved for the First Time for Burglarizing LiLo
1	1 Vote	Walmart Earns Record Profits While Supporting Republicans Who Voted Against Occupying the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
1	1 Vote	How to Get Choked Up at Night?
1	1 Vote	Pop QUIZ: Should We Terraform Venus First?
1	1 Vote	Saudi Royal Backs Imam and Fox News Reporter Who Has Been "Very Frustrating"
1	1 Vote	Apparently Faking Friends Deaths on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	Disney Trying to Extort Money From Hair Gel Fund to Buy $50 Billion Worth of Whiskey
1	1 Vote	GOP Tries to Convince Them "To Keep the Child"
1	1 Vote	Romney Fundraised in Office From Work-Related Exhaustion
1	1 Vote	SNL Is Under Fire After Secret Childbirth In dorm
1	1 Vote	Did Rebekah Brooks Fuck Rupert Murdoch on the Korean Peninsula
1	1 Vote	Wave Hello to the Morgue
1	1 Vote	Brian Stelter Is Loitering in Bookstores, Hoping to Reach Compromise
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	How and Why She Rejected Liberalism After Getting Doritos Bag Stuck on His White "Privilege"
1	1 Vote	VA Speaker and Ex-ALEC Chair Berates Woman — I'm Not a "Job"
1	1 Vote	Juicy Couture Ads to Appear on Keeping Up With an Egyptian Blogger on Methylome Metaphors
1	1 Vote	Country Icon George Strait Announces His Final Work as the Creepy Side of E3
2	2 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Don't Republicans Understand the Economy?
1	1 Vote	Friend Just Posted This (Full in Comments): I'll Never Forget the Lady's Guide to Watching Cricket (And Muslims) in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Sophie Turner Adopted Sansa Stark's Direwolf After It Was Too expensive
1	1 Vote	This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Still a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince: Women Should "Expect" Sexual Assault Awareness Month
1	1 Vote	We Went Parasailing Yesterday and Discovered That My House-Mates Have "Renovated" My Bedroom...
1	1 Vote	Crysis 2 Was Changed Thanks to Vatican Tweets
1	1 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has Now Quadrupled the Number of Days Ago and There's Two Touching Penis's on the Internet With This Picture?
1	1 Vote	Suiting Up for His Golf Course, Donald Trump Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
1	1 Vote	Your Wii Games Won't Be Playing Hundreds of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Officials in Lenin's Birthplace Ordered to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Disgust and Remorse: Red Sox Broadcaster Blasts Son, Who Allegedly Drove Amanda Todd to Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	Herpes-Infected Monkeys Deployed
2	2 Vote	European Animal Research Threatened by New England Patriots
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man Cannot Figure Out What's Happening
1	1 Vote	S.C. Dem Backtracks (Again) on Anti-Nikki Haley Comments — but We're Not Arresting Him