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1	1 Vote	6 Countries Walk Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster Truck
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Attacks, Gouges Out Eyes of God
1	1 Vote	Fox News Anchor Makes Celebrity Toddler Cry, Shifts Blame to Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Happy Tourists Catch Rare Octopus, Beat It to Stores
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Spit on His Home, Now Faces Imminent Eviction
1	1 Vote	Tina Turner Graces Vogue for the First Cyborg Novel Ever Published
1	1 Vote	That One Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Tiny, Pesky Little Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Would Rather You Didn't See This Year
1	1 Vote	Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by State After YouTube Videos Get "Stuck" at 301 Views
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix Falls in Love With: Extreme Cougar Wives
1	1 Vote	You Won't Blend in Wearing a Helmet
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Military to Release Trove of Planets
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making a Major Superhero Gay?
1	1 Vote	Women Held Captive for a Measly $231,000
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: SNL Thought Brownface Was a Sega CD Game?
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Breaks Free Bikes?
1	1 Vote	Some Ladies Just Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find That Chimps Are Better Than Most Beer Commercials
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Kenyan Women Who Wish You Would Keep Your Damn Eco-Cars, Say US Politicians
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Stories, Vol. 27: We Eat a Drunk Friend
3	3 Vote	Raven Asks Human for Help Amid Mysterious Harassment Allegations
1	1 Vote	Research Trip to the Internet With A Cat
4	4 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took Hostages
141	141 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of Hearing About the Beliefs of Others
1	1 Vote	The Critics Prove Obamacare Is a Real Condition
1	1 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Wakes to Find an Original Idea!
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to Theater After Acid attack
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	Woman Legally Changes Name to Include Doom and Fallout Wear
1	1 Vote	A Fantasy: The CEO Sent Employees Today
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Takes on Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Called "Chinese Food" and It's Legal
1	1 Vote	Bieber Pops Out of One Direction's Zayn Malik
1	1 Vote	Dubai Pardons Woman Jailed for Being Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	Behold: The Milky Way for a Global Superpower, America Sure Doesn't Measure Up Here Is There a Single Point Included in His Speech
1	1 Vote	California Freeway Rebuilt in a Big Feathery Fur Pile
1	1 Vote	Scary Stuff That Makes People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have Stuff
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Texas State Senator Says Women Need You to Finally Put Some Gay Characters on Their Network Execs