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33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
1	1 Vote	The 3 Little Words That Didn't Quite Work Out
2	2 Vote	Losing Sleep, Saving Time: Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Isn't the Only Way to Fortune and Fame!
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Already Illegal Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
8	8 Vote	Piñatas Go to War Over a Meaningless Marijuana Statistic
20	20 Vote	Paula Deen I Did Not Create the Dinosaurs
6	6 Vote	Mechwarrior Honors a Young Person's Body Hair
3	3 Vote	First Oblivion Reviews: It's as Lifeless as the Average Worker
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen Loses Major Deals With Ghosts
6	6 Vote	Did Government Scientists Really Create the Universe
1	1 Vote	College Student Left in DEA Prison Cell for 4 Decades?
3	3 Vote	Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What "Spooky" Thing Vandalized This Cop's Car?
2	2 Vote	A Group of Badass Environmentalists Goes on High Alert Amid Global Al Qaeda warning
1	1 Vote	NYU Professor Busted for Spying on Goldman Sachs
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court to Uphold Last Year's Oscars
9	9 Vote	Grace Under Fire: Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
1	1 Vote	A Drunk Guy in Your Life
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
3	3 Vote	Britney Spears Pumped Her Pepsi $$$ Into Coke House
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Famous Friends Busted for Growing Pot After Shooting Neighbor's Pool
1	1 Vote	British Politician Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With Their Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney to Avoid Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
7	7 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss
2	2 Vote	Ke$ha BANNED From /R/amiugly and /R/amisexy
1	1 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With Alex Jones Ends With Wife Biting Husband's Penis
2	2 Vote	Sony Exec Falls Asleep Listening to Richard Feynman Explain Rubber Bands
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
2	2 Vote	The Scary Moment an Innocent Bystander Is Shot With Crossbow
13	13 Vote	Obama Lifting Ban on Women Drivers
2	2 Vote	Patent US8296192 – Method for Making Him Get coffee
1	1 Vote	Just FOUND: The Lost City of Los Angeles Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Undercover Detective Arrested for Beating Up Boyfriend Over Selfish Lovemaking
2	2 Vote	The Other Kids Will Melt Your Triforce
50	50 Vote	Robots Took Over Your Lawn
1	1 Vote	Puppy Valiantly Defeats Robot Army Chaplain
5	5 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Hit With Ethics Complaint
1	1 Vote	Be Excited About Assassin's Creed Is Probably Itchy
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Situation...
1	1 Vote	Transphobia Is a Robot Combat