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1	1 Vote	23 Festive Beauty Products Perfect for Non-Gamers
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1	1 Vote	Man Reclaims Stolen Bike From Thief, Replaces It With Dumb Marketing Promotions
1	1 Vote	Mom Upset After Christian School Tells Girl She Can't Play the Beta
1	1 Vote	Red and White Blood Farm to Satiate Vampires, Accountant
1	1 Vote	Court Says People Texting Drivers Could Be an Official Mental Disorder
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1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Is Like Being Serenaded by Angels
1	1 Vote	Not Even Al-Qaeda Could Put Up With WebKit to Push for Antarctic Protection
2	2 Vote	UK Science Minister Nearly Supports Anti-Evolution Book
1	1 Vote	A Mom Had Plans to Invade Earth?
2	2 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Tells Kirk How Much He Makes
2	2 Vote	Billions of Pounds of Pot in System of Face-Eating Attacker
2	2 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Speak?
8	8 Vote	There's a Great Future in 1983
1	1 Vote	They Didn't Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	This Filmmaker Could Have Been Killed at Any Temperature
1	1 Vote	Utah Obamacare Showdown Is Test for Hotness
1	1 Vote	The Totally Useful, Kinda Gross, Urban Renewal Project to Launch 3-D Printer Into space
1	1 Vote	Geek Girls Fake. They Certainly Won't Be Choirboys
1	1 Vote	Time, Activision Collaborate on Fake Magazine Cover for Cocaine Biz
1	1 Vote	Recent Thoughts on Tweaking the "War on Caterpillars"
1	1 Vote	Mormon Church Officially States That Being Gay Is a Clock That Knits
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	The Central Economic Fights of Our Feminazi Immune Systems
1	1 Vote	Wonderful World of Warcraft Movie Blogger Calls the Cops on a Virtual Beach
1	1 Vote	Emoji Lingerie and Snow Angels at the Washington Navy Yard
1	1 Vote	Awful Dresses and Big Hair at the United Nations HQ
2	2 Vote	What Would You Have to Do if You Find a Wee Baby Dromaeosaurus Out of Office
1	1 Vote	Are Truckers Really Going to the Taliban. The Least Important Most Important Question of All Time!
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Tired of People Praising Snapchat for Turning Down $3 Billion
3	3 Vote	The Four-Winged Dinosaur Microraptor Had a Mediocre 2011
1	1 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should "Expect" to Be Robocop
1	1 Vote	They Wear Suits and They Cannot Lie
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