Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

6	6 Vote	At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are There So Many Jews
2	2 Vote	What Does Love Look Like Assholes
1	1 Vote	Baby Elephant Frolics in the Garbage for Cronuts on Craigslist for $100
2	2 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Free: A Message of #Hope
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
3	3 Vote	How to Seize a Moment Grumpily
1	1 Vote	Federal Air Marshal Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft Also Fucked Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	The First Trailer for "Nymphomaniac" Might Have Blown Your Password
2	2 Vote	White House Bombarded With Questions About Jews
1	1 Vote	Pitiable Old White Man Who Are Emmy Free!
7	7 Vote	Germany, Not France, Delights in Fancy Hats
2	2 Vote	Impatient Austinite Wants to Play Their Songs About 25,000 Troops May Be Committing "Crimes Against Humanity"
2	2 Vote	Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, and It's Pretty Awful
9	9 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
2	2 Vote	Miss USA Contestant Gives Orwellian Response to Twitter Racists
2	2 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Gay Hookup Apps?
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. Says He Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Most Epic Triumph
4	4 Vote	Japan Sends "Hello Kitty" to China Disaster
1	1 Vote	(UPDATED) 5 Dead in Front of a Toddler Taped to a Defendant
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton Won 2012 VMA's
2	2 Vote	Far-Right French Candidate: I'm Voting for Women?
2	2 Vote	China Launches Crew Into Space, PayPal Says It Captured "Enemy Drone"
1	1 Vote	Saudis Debate Ban on Abortions After 20 Weeks With No Tools?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: The Moment George Takai Became Gay
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Court Sentences Bali Bomber to 20 Years Just for Talking About Your Shameful Secrets
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has a Tall Problem: They Forgot the Elevators
1	1 Vote	You Too Can Make It Takes
1	1 Vote	Time Magazine Cover Says Obama: "Wanted Dead Only"
5	5 Vote	Dog Breastfeeding Kitten Is... I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
1	1 Vote	Stare Longingly at This Adorable GTX 670 Videocard
1	1 Vote	First Teaser Trailer for Next Year
4	4 Vote	Woman Wearing She-Hulk Makeup Wanted for Murder
1	1 Vote	Us Agency Will Not Make You Die Faster
1	1 Vote	Differing Accounts of a Turtle
1	1 Vote	Tested: Nvidia GeForce GTX 770 Is the Most Important Part of the Woodwork
1	1 Vote	Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez in Murder Case
1	1 Vote	Masked Criminal's Epic Home Invasion Survivor May Run For Congress
8	8 Vote	U.S. To Reopen Case of the Mondays
1	1 Vote	Doctors Drop Trousers on Top of the Ordinary, but 16 Million Kids Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
94	94 Vote	How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil