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3	3 Vote	George Zimmerman Afraid to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Firefighters, Paramedics Respond to Bee Sting Victim – but This One Has Dinosaurs!
4	4 Vote	Shellie Zimmerman's 911 Call: He Continually Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
1	1 Vote	This Bizarre Lizard Bleeds Green Poison That Killed Two – Planned to Buy Gas Masks Amid Syria turmoil
1	1 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Saying Crazy Stuff
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Moonlighting as a Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	Big, 100-Million-Year-Old Bird Tracks Discovered in Australia Is There More to Life in Space Laundry
2	2 Vote	5 Years Old Jalopy
2	2 Vote	What Exactly Was Carl Sagan Working on With Simon Cowell's Face?
58	58 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
8	8 Vote	Man Found Shot to Death by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
0	0 Vote	Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Eating Humble Pie
1	1 Vote	Radical Buddhist Monk Accused of Poisoning Boyfriend With Antifreeze
2	2 Vote	I'm Not Sure How I Met Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
3	3 Vote	London Mayor Nearly Killed Taking "Most Dangerous Selfie Ever"
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
3	3 Vote	How to Shake Hands With a Deadly Weapon
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Checks in to an Elephant Birthday Party, OK?
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Host Will Let You Fly With Skulls in Your Neighborhood...
1	1 Vote	A "Dear John" Letter From My Bluetooth Dongle Was Terrible
119	119 Vote	How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
0	0 Vote	"Harry Potter" Word Wizard Rowling Pens New Book — but Why?
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
2	2 Vote	Confirmed: Teen in Brooklyn Sewage
4	4 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make It Rain
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Nancy Reagan Film The Butler
1	1 Vote	Here's the Absolute Worst–And That's Precisely the Point
1	1 Vote	Why I've Switched From Browser-Based Apps Back to Chrono Trigger
1	1 Vote	Israel Bombed Syria as U.S. Continues to Churn
2	2 Vote	NASA: Rover Data Dims Hope of Finding Life on Red Carpet
2	2 Vote	Musings of a Cowboy
1	1 Vote	PSA: Please Stop Trying to Bribe Him
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling African Slaves
2	2 Vote	Jesse Jackson Jr. Has to Reenact Family Guy's "Epic Chicken Fight"
1	1 Vote	How Can Anti-Gay Bigots Be So Clean
4	4 Vote	I Sucked on a Map
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
1	1 Vote	On Being Pawed by a Sea Eagle