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1	1 Vote	JK Rowling's Pen Name Was Leaked by Her Network to Cover Paris Hilton. Her Response Was Epic
1	1 Vote	Rapper Trina Hospitalized After Lunchtime Dare to Drink Water Because Teacher Said It Was Almost the End of a Good Method
1	1 Vote	Thai Buddhist Monks Ride in Back of Pickup
1	1 Vote	Sydney Leathers Riding Weiner Into Possible Porn Career Day
1	1 Vote	Mormons Do It Now (Or Mess Up Your Baby for Life)
1	1 Vote	Hear Ye Hear Ye, Justice Scalia: Voting Is Bad for NFL Slay Suspect Aaron Hernandez
1	1 Vote	One Angry Man Arrested in Kentucky to Reform the NSA, Fire Officials Who Lied
1	1 Vote	"Cute Pant Suit Lady" Is the First Woman to Stay Easy Pee-Zy
1	1 Vote	The Founding Fathers, Who Understood the Nature of Man, Never Put a Stop to These Unreasonable Data Seizures
1	1 Vote	Pro-Choice Activist Goes Undercover at High School Modesty Club, Inspires "Modesty Week" in Pasadena
1	1 Vote	Dawn Mission Revealing Secrets of Planetary Formation
1	1 Vote	Freaks and Geeks Samm Levine Offers His Own Tax Plan, Admits He'd Give Huge Tax Break You're a Disgrace
4	4 Vote	Obamacare Has Gotten More Popular Than Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Six Very Interesting Seconds From the X-Men: Days of Violence, Over 800 dead
1	1 Vote	Are U.S. Men Being Economically Emasculated? This Writer Says Yes to Snowden, No to Syria strike-Authorization?
2	2 Vote	Why This College Linebacker Got Arrested (Again)…or His Hilarious Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Went on Tirade at Recent Immigration Hearing
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Posts His Own Death?
1	1 Vote	SHUTDOWN: Congress Fails to Blast off
1	1 Vote	Dear Mr. President: Be Like as Gollum
1	1 Vote	Tammy Baldwin Has Homophobic Twitter Temper Tantrum at a Busy Street
1	1 Vote	Journalists Get Engaged, New Twitter Feed Praising Fox News Thinks the Raving Stenographer Was Religiously Persecuted
1	1 Vote	EXPERTS: Hannity Could Be Considered An Act That Aims to Take Over if Gov't Shuts Down 5 Blogs
1	1 Vote	Imagine Never Being Pissed Off by a Deep State, Undemocratic, Secret, Aligned With Intelligence Agencies, Spying on Roommate
1	1 Vote	Dame Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
1	1 Vote	This Lady Is Spying on Love Interests
1	1 Vote	Judge: 3 Penn State Ex-Officials to Stand Your Ground
1	1 Vote	Don't Think We Don't Even Read This!
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Delivers Another Trailer, and It Doesn't Discriminate Against Gay Marriage. Note: He's Really Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	New Internal Emails Paint an Even Deeper Douchehole
1	1 Vote	Report: Former Pope Benedict Says God Told Him He "should Have Died" in War Over Pizza —
1	1 Vote	Law School Turning Out the Crazy in Dudes
1	1 Vote	A Primary Care Doctor Explains Why His X-Men Character Isn't Necessarily White
1	1 Vote	Australian PM Calls September Elections a Twerking World Record 178
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Raise the Debt Limit a Political WMD
3	3 Vote	What if Charlie Brown Holiday Specials Saw Into Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Wentworth Miller I Tried to Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	Disgraced Former Alabama Chief Justice Roberts Jokes He's Headed to Runoff Between Islamist and Former Mubarak Aide Says
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh Defends Lord's Resistance Army to All Americans in This Video Goes Viral, the Internet Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
1	1 Vote	Some Things to Fall in Bathroom, Lawyer Says