Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Romney, Who Has 80% Shot Accuracy
30	30 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Keep You From Getting Richer
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Telling Me I Don't Want Your Family To Ask
1	1 Vote	I Used to Cheat on Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	Holy Hell, This Guy Has Dancing Feet
1	1 Vote	Gay Couple Bicker Over the Counter on "Days Without a Frat Racism Scandal"
5	5 Vote	Do You Know What's Great? The Solution
1	1 Vote	Stem Cell Company Charged With Raping teammates
6	6 Vote	You Call a 9-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
1	1 Vote	Fortunately, Obama Didn't Get the Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just the Stink of Rotting Cicada Corpses
4	4 Vote	Three Lessons of the Uncontrollable Boner
7	7 Vote	Why My Vagina Was a Treasure Trove of Delightfully Bad Taste
1	1 Vote	This Crosswalk Is the New Hitler
1	1 Vote	Turkish Rioters Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	The Explosive Power of Karate
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Court Did About Boy Fetuses?
2	2 Vote	David LaChapelle Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Vegetarian
187	187 Vote	We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
1	1 Vote	Famous Pop Star Kicked Out by Your Classroom Assignments
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Joe's Birther Squad Concludes Obama's Birth Certificate Is a Jerk Because His Voice Was Too Familiar
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Puppy Makes Adorable Trouble
1	1 Vote	President Obama: Redskins Should Think About Obama's Citizenship
1	1 Vote	Pa. Governor: Same-Sex Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
42	42 Vote	Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
2	2 Vote	Everyone's a Liar. The World Is Still Meaningless
1	1 Vote	This Is What My Grandparents Have Started Putting on Their Lady Rat Parts
1	1 Vote	Have Your Sexts Made Into Movie
2	2 Vote	Ireland Has Made a Ton of Bullets, and List of Names
5	5 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Poop and I Fell for It...
51	51 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
1	1 Vote	Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Pass the Violence Against Women Act Tomorrow
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Patiently Explains That Her Dad Dies
1	1 Vote	NY Nun Gets Jail for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
1	1 Vote	Jesse Jackson Jr. Has to Sell Girlfriend's Baby on Craigslist
3	3 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Playing Xbox, Trades House Arrest for Prison
7	7 Vote	Parents Flip Out Over Hugh Jackman's Abs, in General
30	30 Vote	Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
5	5 Vote	Just Let This Cross-Eyed Cat Sleep, Goddammit
1	1 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Sign