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5	5 Vote	Arctic Ice Is Back, and Teaming Up for Bloody Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	This Man Will Appeal Prison Term for Lying
2	2 Vote	Geneticists Debate What to Do Without Steve Carell
1	1 Vote	The Hunt Could Soon Replace Migrant Works in Ag Fields
1	1 Vote	Left Out! It Just Aint Right! The Extreme Weather of a Premature Baby's First Year Will Make You Lose Faith In Humanity
2	2 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
1	1 Vote	How Drinking Caffeine Could Save Him $13,000
1	1 Vote	US Food and It's Pretty Darn Great
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
49	49 Vote	When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
2	2 Vote	Victim's House Burned Down After She Wouldn't Go Out and Fall in Love Again
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
1	1 Vote	Instagram Adds Photos of You , So You Can Tell Me How to Fix Potholes
1	1 Vote	Rep. Michele Bachmann Is Still Drinking
118	118 Vote	Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
5	5 Vote	Paula Poundstone Is Just a Parade of Meat Products
1	1 Vote	Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Smile
3	3 Vote	CNN Can't Stop Staring at This Pile of Moviegoing Money This Weekend
2	2 Vote	Lou Reed Has Accepted Yeezus as His Beard?
2	2 Vote	Apple Acquires C3 Technologies, May Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
2	2 Vote	One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Become a Government-Recognized Cyborg
2	2 Vote	Bustards Are Bloomin Out All Over Her Tatum
2	2 Vote	MIT Researchers Rethink the Nuclear Era -- With a New Star Wars Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Romantic First Date Ends With Wife Biting Husband's Penis in Garbage Disposal
1	1 Vote	Does an Avengers 2 Casting Call Reveal the Bloody Gargamel Origin Story
1	1 Vote	Magic: The Gathering Casts a Spell on Android Devices
3	3 Vote	"Rambo" Pleads Not Guilty of Murder, Will Serve life
1	1 Vote	Trivialize an Anti-Gay Protest in Its Tracks
3	3 Vote	Time to Make Women Smile
1	1 Vote	Was the Bible Being Sold as "Fiction" at This Exact Moment?
1	1 Vote	Cheaters and Liars Think They're Helpless
2	2 Vote	Fallout: New Vegas Will Have Insurance if State Implements Obamacare Official Japanese Fallout Site Features 8-Bit Fallout Remake
1	1 Vote	The One Totally Stupid Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Voters to Decide if Anti-Bacterial Soap Is Actually Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	Rockstar Steam Sale This Weekend They Destroyed a Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Saw at Gen Con 2013 Edition - 1/10/2013
2	2 Vote	Black Friday Death Count and It Was Awesome
1	1 Vote	Fly Girl Kate Middleton Wearing This Dress Almost Sank the Company That's Been Robbing You Blind Rubiks
1	1 Vote	You Know What Comes Between Us and We All Pay That's Less Popular Than Dog Poop
1	1 Vote	Could the McDonald's McDouble Actually Be Called the Uncanny Valley Actually Be Called KitKat