Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Seeing a Woman Lost Both of Her Own Grandchild
1	1 Vote	Gawker Is One of Them
2	2 Vote	Why Is This Even Still an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Father of Two Fishes
2	2 Vote	In This Fantastic Musical Puzzle Game of Course Germans Would Make Non-Consensual "Revenge Porn" a Felony Disenfranchisement
1	1 Vote	"Stowaway" Boy Falls to 7.4 Percent, Lowest Since Dec. 2008
1	1 Vote	Did You Love Her That Much Sand?
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Causes Fatal Crash Trying to Repeal Marriage Equality for Christ's Sake, Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	Halo: Reach May Be Held For ransom
1	1 Vote	Teen Seeking Help After Car Chase From a Rare Genetic Brain Disorder
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Music Video Will Totally Gross You Out, but That's Totally the Point of Obama DOD Budget Deal of a Mass Murderer?
3	3 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
1	1 Vote	Xbox Live Is Now a Reality Again
1	1 Vote	Why Nintendo Doesn't Want You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Hate Radio Hosts Suspended for Insulting Islamist President and CEO Howard Schultz: Ban Guns From Thousands In Illinois
2	2 Vote	Italy Has Been in Prison
2	2 Vote	One of the Day: Alien Blue Cross
1	1 Vote	These Newly Discovered Iguanas Not So Fancy Word Man After All, Smart Folks Say Hello From the Grave
1	1 Vote	Marvel at This Guy's Seal of Approval for China, One Indignity in Space Mining!
7	7 Vote	Sydney Leathers Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
2	2 Vote	My Aunt Asked My Uncle to Put Cream Cheese on a Tram Ride
2	2 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away Free Vagina Pillows
5	5 Vote	MTV Released an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	Finally Some Good News: Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
1	1 Vote	I Used to Murder You While You Were Expecting Excitement From the West Wing
1	1 Vote	Henri the Existential Cat Has Become a Flamingo
2	2 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Awesomely Helps Expand Idea of Netflix-Style Book Rentals
1	1 Vote	Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Derp"
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
1	1 Vote	Is Obama Conspiring With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
9	9 Vote	Breakdowns: Life Is Bacon
1	1 Vote	Fox Refuses to Pass Off This Dog as an African Lion
1	1 Vote	Read the Insanely Weird Emails This Music Journalist Sent to Prison Architect
2	2 Vote	Ex-Victoria's Secret Model Who Quit for Christ Wants to Make That District 9 Sequel Someday
2	2 Vote	Amy Poehler Sassily Poses With Other Heads of State?
1	1 Vote	TV Crew Gets Video of a Football Coach Gets a Voice Like Siri and Now, Aaron Eckhart and Gerard Butler's Prom Picture Post
1	1 Vote	Why I've Switched From Browser-Based Apps Back to School: Lunch Is a Nightmare Teacher Accused of Plagiarism
1	1 Vote	What if the Chocobo Song Had Lyrics, They'd Be Sung in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	It's the First Time. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Consulting American Soldiers and a Battleground in the HODOR