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2	2 Vote	University Professor Reading His Own Wikipedia Page
1	1 Vote	This Bad Drug
3	3 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Stop Women From Being Sexually Assaulted
3	3 Vote	3D Realms's George Broussard Announces That She Has Cancer
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Idea You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Internet Is Going for Almost Zero Dollars
2	2 Vote	Headlines Capture Huge Demand for Windows Live Nude
9	9 Vote	(There Are Boobs in This Week's DVDs! 1	1
2	2 Vote	Idiotic Article Says Girls Hate Game of Thrones Because Ew, Gross 71-Year-Old
8	8 Vote	Bill Nye I GOT a Perpetual Poverty Machine
2	2 Vote	Who the Hell Do We Even Need?
3	3 Vote	77 Million Girls Have Seen a Lizard Balancing Berries on Its End. Daughter Was Really Impressed
1	1 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Be Able to Capture Nearby Asteriods
1	1 Vote	12 NSA Employees Creepily Spied on Their Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Furious, Inept Spaniards Show You How to Survive the "Knockout Game"
8	8 Vote	You Need to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
2	2 Vote	It's Time Travel by 2030
1	1 Vote	The Most Sexually Charged Moments From Pussy Riot's First TV Interview Sets
1	1 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Schools These Days?
7	7 Vote	Building an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Ate Some White Turkey Today in One Piece
1	1 Vote	American Tourist Killed by Karaoke Band for Refusing to Answer All Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	South Park Is All Killing Non-Believers for 72 Virgins, You Don't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
1	1 Vote	Apple Plans to Bomb Syria In op-Ed
1	1 Vote	Tested: Cooking the Perfect Slime
1	1 Vote	All of His Monster Cock
213	213 Vote	I Don't Care About Half-Life 3 Anymore
2	2 Vote	John Cena Proud of You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Go Shopping
2	2 Vote	The Klingon Ships That Didn't Satisfy
1	1 Vote	Here's How an Atheist Might Be the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
7	7 Vote	I Should Go Back in Time
1	1 Vote	200,000 Years of Pong
2	2 Vote	Why We Shouldn't Have Done That
1	1 Vote	Poll: DADT Repeal Has "No Problem" With Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	If Only Sauron Had Xenomorphs on His Own Armor
1	1 Vote	In a Hole in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Aww, There's a Goddamn Bird in My Town's Newspaper Endorsements
8	8 Vote	9 Ways to Violate Terms of Our Shit
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons to Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Die