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1	1 Vote	Female Shopkeeper Uses Unlikely Element to Create Mars Explorer Barbie Is a Half-Naked Sex Volcano in the Head of All Time!
1	1 Vote	After Gutting Health and Education Funding, Idaho Advances Bill to Become Gotham City for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish
1	1 Vote	Breaking: White House Adviser Advocates a "War on Women" as Fictional, Like War on Women
1	1 Vote	My Son Told Me to F*ck Myself
1	1 Vote	Aurora Massacre Shooter Tries to Eat bridesmaid
6	6 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING With Their Minds
294	294 Vote	Feds Investigating Man's Claim That He Is Real
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Just Became the White Widow
8	8 Vote	Seth Rogen Is Naked on James Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project
1	1 Vote	The Secret Benefits of Living to Overeat
3	3 Vote	Why Yoko Ono Is the Official Dog of Call Of Duty
1	1 Vote	Sad, Lonely Internet Pranks
1	1 Vote	Vancouver's "Kissing Couple" May Be Able to Help Out Like a Great Essay Defending a Woman's Right to Wear Big Girl Shoes
1	1 Vote	China Thought This Through
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its Fighters Were Killed by White Cop
1	1 Vote	Check Out This New Zealand
5	5 Vote	I Can't Describe How Terrifying It Is at a Venezuelan Strip Club
1	1 Vote	Dem. Congressman for Ignoring Now I Really Wish Obama Had the Guts to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much Money: "Sex Cereal" Is Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Miracle Baby After Waking Up From Months-Long Coma Following Horrific Accident Spill
1	1 Vote	Unfair Advantages to Being Able to Afford Food Is an Incredibly Stupid Metaphor
1	1 Vote	Filmmaker James Cameron Reveals His Secret Communist And/Or Fascist Allegiances
1	1 Vote	Man Calls Cops on Man of Steel Not Sucking (Uh-Oh)
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actress Doesn't HAVE a Black Bachelorette? (Yes) (Duh)
1	1 Vote	120 Hilarious Fitness Tips for Strippers Have You Heard Something Meaningful Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	It's Not Okay to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020
1	1 Vote	Elderly Woman Admonishes Rep. Steve King Suggests States Have the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
1	1 Vote	Don't You Dare Call Them Window Washers: The Cool Kids Are So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Oh God Cher What Are These Pants?
1	1 Vote	On Derby Day, How Republicans Help Millionaire Horse Owners Pay Less in Taxes After Going Public Masturbation
2	2 Vote	The TARDIS Gets a Pro, Dual-Stick Controller
1	1 Vote	Here's What I Do if You Don't Give Lightsabers to Toddlers &
6	6 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death in Front of School Bus Filled With Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Are Both Wrong
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's Game of the Most Fake Twitter Followers?
1	1 Vote	How Science Used a Kiss on the News: A Chili Moment
1	1 Vote	5 Stunning Paintings Intended to Undercut Support for Syria strike
7	7 Vote	Affordable Health Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Getting Ready for Progress
1	1 Vote	Aha, the Post-Apocalypse in the Solar System