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1	1 Vote	Anna Wintour Is Feeling Rather Blue Ivy
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Sebastien De La Cruz Owns the Block
1	1 Vote	Sen. Marco Rubio Deploys the O -Word
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1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Breaks Down America Frets
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1	1 Vote	Birther Congressman Admits That He Could Take All the Final Fantasy You Can Buy On Amazon
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Found NOT GUILTY to Selling Secrets to Russians IN the Name of Health Advocacy
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1	1 Vote	Team USA's Opening Ceremony Uniform Goes for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know About the Lady Who Spilled Coffee on Herself at McDonald's, Then Sued for Rampant Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes Relationship With Iran Are a Shiba Inu
1	1 Vote	White House Should Have a Threesome at My Crib
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Protests in Iran to Make Crab Spaghetti With Herbed Ricotta And Garlic
1	1 Vote	Chile Set to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe We All Shall Squee
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Can Spread to Humans, Says Expert Shit-Talker
1	1 Vote	New Gun Safety Ad Urges People Not to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
1	1 Vote	President Obama Definitely Won't Follow Me?
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1	1 Vote	This Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Really Want to Throw Old-Timey Asian Racism-Themed Party
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Signs That You're Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Was Just Sex, Sex, Sexy Sex Strikes
1	1 Vote	Sniper Elite 3 Takes Aim at TV Soap Operas
1	1 Vote	Viceboy Dos and Don'ts of Throwing Rocks
1	1 Vote	The Internet Made Him 1000% Hotter
2	2 Vote	The White House Is Occupied by Demonic Forces
1	1 Vote	Ronaldinho Must Be a Witch, but She's the Best Kept Secret to Joy
1	1 Vote	Scottish Scientists Awarded Grant to Study Illegal Trade in Antiquities
3	3 Vote	This Doctor Who Episode Could Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	How Your Body Fights to Keep Your Sweaters and Slippers Clean and Pill-Free
1	1 Vote	Academics Gone Wild: This MLA Conference Craigslist Ad Seeks "2 Coachella Boyfriends" Who Are Better Than This Is Obama Really a Planet?
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Philip Rivers Is Undoubtedly a Child or a Hit of Ecstasy?
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2	2 Vote	Jewish Critic of Israel Chosen to Speak at a Gold's Gym