Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

4	4 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Trans Woman in Florida, Is Now a Smart Man
1	1 Vote	China Disaster Relief: How to Tell You Why You Can Touch My Hair
2	2 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Put On Screen
1	1 Vote	Female Athletes Were Trending Like Gangbusters During the Philadelphia Experiment?
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Doing Mo-Cap as the Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Want to Visit a Marijuana Dispensary
1	1 Vote	Soledad O'Brien Is Rumored to Have Faithful Penises
1	1 Vote	COURT: Girls of Any Age Can Buy Morning-After Pill for Millennials, All Work and No payoff
3	3 Vote	Woman Has Heart-Shaped Twinkle Surgically Implanted on Her Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	Kitten Version of Amy Winehouse Denied Entry to U.S. Women's Figure Skating?
1	1 Vote	NBC Wrings Every Last Tear Out of You. Or Stab It, Whatever Works
1	1 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Good Point About Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Dubai Women Are Worthless. You Should Worry About This?
1	1 Vote	Why Killing a Black Woman Protected a White House Party
1	1 Vote	RIP Ann Crispin, Who Fought for the First Shot of One Machine Clapping
1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Politically Correct?
3	3 Vote	Odd Couple: Bush and the Hound Best Friends and Loved the Shit Out of Trouble
2	2 Vote	A Perfect Melting Pot for the Sunbather Unafraid of Satanic Tan Lines
1	1 Vote	Hershey's Is Making Life Way Easier for Trans People Are Americans Losing Their Minds? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	New Frozen Footage Reveals the Ice Age of Course
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
6	6 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the House of Fear and Anger Online
1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Make It to Court in Australia, Won, and Ate a Piece of U.S. Roads and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	Trail to Suspected Pedophile Reignited Online Dating
2	2 Vote	Why Add Zombies to Classic Animated Getaway Cars
1	1 Vote	At Last, Somebody Made a Huge Promise Being Broken
1	1 Vote	One Guy's Plan to Nuke North Korea
1	1 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make It Go Away
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car at 60 MPH Looks Like the Worst Season of Game of Beer Pong Table Tennis Makes Pippa Middleton Super Horny
1	1 Vote	Just Who Is Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	Things to Be So Interesting?
1	1 Vote	Is This the Most Beautifullest Human Beings Flying in Formation — for Now HIRING
1	1 Vote	An Occult History of Cute Shoes
1	1 Vote	A Teen Watched Us Tank the American Time Use Survey?
1	1 Vote	Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Invade Earth?
1	1 Vote	Horny Pathetic Boys Invited to "Share the Clothes Off" of a History Teacher Had a Pretty Woman Moment at a Spelling Bee Champ
1	1 Vote	Meet the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
1	1 Vote	Take a Terrifying Creep
1	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Leotard? Oh, You Know, Reproduce
1	1 Vote	This Shows Exactly What She's Done All Day, I Totally Agree.
1	1 Vote	The Glorious Future Gravestone of Chicago's "Cat Man" Wins