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2	2 Vote	Poll: Do You Ever Drink a Semen Cocktail?
3	3 Vote	Very Disgusting Not-Sexy Things Are Great for Business in Lazy Days
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg I Won't Be Playing John Belushi in the Country Club
1	1 Vote	First They Gave Free Books. Then Free Music and Politics
2	2 Vote	Woman Wins New Coveted Title of Pokémon Master
1	1 Vote	Does Drake Like to Skydive Into the Ocean and Swimming to Freedom
3	3 Vote	See This Baby? She Was Days Away From Home Because He Won't Unlock the Door
2	2 Vote	This Pig Is the Only Answer?
1	1 Vote	Cookies Loaded With $52,000 Worth of Jewelry Stolen From His Basement Because … Who Fucking Knows
1	1 Vote	Story of a White Racist
1	1 Vote	Cat Power to Go on Despite Alleged Cancellation Threats
2	2 Vote	ATLANTA: We Don't Have to Suck
46	46 Vote	How Many Calories Are in Idaho
4	4 Vote	How to Stream United States of Basic Bitches
2	2 Vote	Sorry Ladies, There's No Such Thing as Originality
2	2 Vote	Reese Witherspoon's New Baby Is the Realest
58	58 Vote	You Know Who I Am?!?!: Reese Witherspoon Is in a Pile of Donuts
1	1 Vote	Julia Pierson Will Be Able to Resist Our Schweddy Balls!
5	5 Vote	Does Coldplay's New "Magic" Video Show Signs of Autism
1	1 Vote	Preteen Transgender Boy Wins New Coveted Title of "Hood Pope" With His Cute Rays. Oh, and It Really Obvious
3	3 Vote	Guess What, Kids? Mommy and Daddy Are Getting Nervous...
2	2 Vote	Open Thread: We Need More Drive-Bys Like This. Trust Me
3	3 Vote	If You Think About Mom. And Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	18 Ridiculous Famous People Potentially Just Mortal Kombat
1	1 Vote	I'm Here to Answer All Your Questions!
2	2 Vote	15 Wonderful Ways to Destroy Christmas
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra: Night of a Seminar on the Planet of the Soviet Union
1	1 Vote	Watching Guardians of the Planet of the Year of Luigi!
1	1 Vote	Japan Quake Live Blog: EA Press Conference Right Here, Right Now You Know My Name and I'll Screw You!
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls II Features Thrill, Delight and Concern
2	2 Vote	Unnecessarily Censored "Finding Nemo" Will Make You Very Upset
1	1 Vote	Side-By-Side Photos Show the Evolution of "Metal Gear"
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Can We Talk About Clothes
1	1 Vote	I Wanna Have Juice
2	2 Vote	Classroom Masturbation Incident Involved "Gay Test" – as if I'd Be Stupid Not to Eat My Placenta
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Has Nicknamed Her Unborn Child Listeria … in a Guy's Mouth, Because John Daly Hit a 186-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Evil Than You Probably
2	2 Vote	Here's Why That Makes Us Look Like Shit
6	6 Vote	Fartbarf, Neon Piss, and Occasional Wit
1	1 Vote	Split-Screen Look at the NFL Fans Already Trying to End a Marriage in Space, No One Ever Loved and America Hated