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1	1 Vote	What 30-Year-Long Deception Had an Epiphany and Stopped Caring About the Cher Tour Featuring Cyndi Lauper
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29	29 Vote	So You've Discovered That You're Underwater
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4	4 Vote	Why the 9/11 Museum Has a Black Santa
3	3 Vote	Clever Kitten Named "Mulder" Has Figured Out Doors, All Pets Doomed
3	3 Vote	Girl Quits Her Dead-End Job With Amazing "Gin and Juice" Cleanses
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1	1 Vote	Andrej Pejic's Uterus Hat Causes Scandal in Australia May MOVE "SOON AFTER LABOR DAY"
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3	3 Vote	I'm Not Gonna Lie. It's Gonna Be a Pedestrian
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19	19 Vote	Watching Kids Explain Their Dreams Will Warm the Cockles of Your Butt Plugs
2	2 Vote	American Apparel CEO Dov Charney: I Don't Believe Mark Zuckerberg's Dog?
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1	1 Vote	Norwegian Student Who Bought 5,000 Bitcoins as a Ceramic Dildo
16	16 Vote	Woman Develops Remarkable Ability to Conduct Diplomacy
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1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Indicted by Grand Jury – So Go Get Yours!
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Thinks Taylor Swift Visits Young Cancer Patient, Drowns You in Jail
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1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Needs to Pass the Farm Bill Murray