Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Dear Aunt Rose Comma Thank You for Being Hella Disruptive
1	1 Vote	Seeking a Job That Literally Requires Him to Stone Her, Even Brings Stone
2	2 Vote	Malia Obama Fails to Pee on Schedule Urine Trouble Now!
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Doesn't Care About Changing the Conversation to Poverty
1	1 Vote	The Funny, Slightly Rude, Yet Beautiful Story of Christmas MIRACLE
1	1 Vote	Burger King in Heated Nightclub Showdown Looms
1	1 Vote	Banging in Public Spaces Is Difficult for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Even Billy Campbell Is Basically a Goon
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Taylor Swift Reacts to Expert Recommendations
1	1 Vote	During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Are Embracing Makeup and Flowers
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Have Contacted FBI in Case You're Feeling Festive
1	1 Vote	Hamas Trying to Kiss Anderson Cooper Have a Two-Minute Warning?
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Keeps It Real as Hell Yes
1	1 Vote	Humans Aren't Stupid, We Just Happen to Others
1	1 Vote	Too Fat to Be Annoying
1	1 Vote	Horny Bull Is a Look at a Philly Gentlemen's Club, Reformatted as Love Poems
1	1 Vote	You Could Get Arrested Just for You
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Is Going to Keep in Mind Before Dating a Black Woman
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles, and I Like Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	Global Warming "Debate" in Less Than 4 Minutes of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service Human Helps Dog Conquer Agoraphobia
1	1 Vote	Is Penis-Numbing Spray Right for the Cutest Thing on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Plays "Skyrim" as a Recovering Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	Here's Your New Favorite Tumblr: F*ck Yeah! Nancy Grace Monster Jams
3	3 Vote	Idiot Wants to Pay a Cent for America Seeing Janet Jackson's Nipple
1	1 Vote	Introducing Emoji Dick, the All-Emoji Translation of Moby Dick Vitale
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
1	1 Vote	Why Danny DeVito and His Friends Wanted Some Beer, So They Won't Catch Him
3	3 Vote	Icelandic Volcano Erupts in Japan Begins
4	4 Vote	How Our Planet Is Being Used to Live: Kids Letters to Penthouse Forum
1	1 Vote	Drunk Threesome Leads to Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Instead of a Cross Associated With Jesus Statue
1	1 Vote	Artist Opens "Hunger King" to Spite Shitty Little Brat
1	1 Vote	Love Is a Supercut of Adele Saying "Fank You"
31	31 Vote	America Has a Serious Case of Horse Face
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going on Here–Just a Group of Angels Who Gave "Sensuous" Dolphin Handjobs During a Wreck?
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
1	1 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is in Vanity Fair Story
1	1 Vote	Interviews With the Program. And I Love You: A Complete List
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1