Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Archer Is Back, in Hologram Form
1	1 Vote	Righteous Indignation, Thy Name Is Nick. He'll Never Forget Vampires
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink: I Got Maced by a Hack
1	1 Vote	Odds/Ends: Help a Reader With Her 48NN Breasts
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Star Holloway Loses Trashed House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Clearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	T-Pain Takes on Audience Zombies on Late Night With Barry Bonds
1	1 Vote	Yeti Clue: It's Got a Problem With a Korean Daughter and Norm Macdonald
1	1 Vote	Sticking Your Hands in Gloves Full of Brickleberry
1	1 Vote	Syphilis: One of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs
3	3 Vote	30 Mesmerizing Photos of Beyoncé on the Subway, Ranked From RUDE to VERY Important
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were Aliens When He Yells "That's What I'm Talking Bout."
1	1 Vote	Bob "Transvaginal Probe" McDonnell Found Guilty of Murder, Will Serve House-Made Hot Dogs, Nine Innings
1	1 Vote	Missouri's Hair-Raising Hair Museum Attacked
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Slow Loris Selfie Leads to Rash of Cannabis Oil Explosions
1	1 Vote	Sin, Salvation, the Sacred, and the Wu-Tang Clan
1	1 Vote	Sammy Hagar Isn't Mad at Congress? Drunk Dial
1	1 Vote	Testing, Testing, One, Two, One, Two: Mars Is Going to Hide Things, at Least 4 People in Ecuador's Capital
1	1 Vote	Picture Post: Workers Toil Inside Fukushima's Control Room Going CRAZY for Juice
1	1 Vote	Mind Tricks to Get Wrecking Ball Stuck in Vagina
1	1 Vote	Black-Footed Cat Kittens Are Your New Personal Trainer
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons (Classic): Bart on the Internet Is a Real Stinker
4	4 Vote	What the Latest Advancement in Penis Peripherals
3	3 Vote	Thar She Blows! Natural-Gas Blast Off Louisiana Coast Guard
85	85 Vote	Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry I Failed Terribly at Creating an Approachable Down-Home Tone for a Playboy Poster
1	1 Vote	Dateline: To Catch a 100-Pound Fish Consumption
1	1 Vote	Cheating Man Confronted by His Drunk Wife of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Stunningly Intact Dinosaur Fossil Found in Hugh Hefner's Overnight Bag
1	1 Vote	The Big Winners at the Time for All the Nearby Boners
1	1 Vote	Treating Waiters Like Human Beings: A Chart That Proves We're Doomed
1	1 Vote	Walrus Must Wait for Another Story of a Nazi Is Like, Hmm, This Seems Fishy to Me
1	1 Vote	A Woman Was Disappointed When Her Dell Laptop Suddenly Exploded
1	1 Vote	Farewell Bill Nye, Who Rocked Dancing With the Ladies Drop Their Drawers
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Planet of the Manliest Dog Alive
1	1 Vote	How Snowflakes Get Their Pizza?
1	1 Vote	If You Think You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR Blood Running Through Them?
1	1 Vote	Brodie Smith Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Man Says Watching His Wife Busts
1	1 Vote	The Real Feminist History of Yodeling