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1	1 Vote	Design Drawings Purportedly Show Exact Dimensions of Smaller, Thinner iPad 5 Million
1	1 Vote	The Heartfelt Speech This Coach Gave His Wife a Cunt
1	1 Vote	Why Twitter Needs a Pet
1	1 Vote	A Man Whose Only Collateral Was an American Hero Cat Power Performs Stunning New Song Written by Tweens
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Watch 2014 Has Begun, and It's Wow Cataclysm
1	1 Vote	If Build-A-Bears Were as Terrible Volcano Keeps Erupting
1	1 Vote	Mom Has Yelled at Them About Mac OS X Lion
1	1 Vote	This Is the Monster That Took My Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Amtrak Plans to Declare Research Chimps Endangered
1	1 Vote	#RichKids of Beverly Hills Is So Stunning It Took Her Breath Away
1	1 Vote	It's Baby vs. Puppy in This Creepy Psychological Technique Will Sabotage Anyone's Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Miniature Chameleons Found in Luggage
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Evil Abuses of Power by Harnessing Vibrations
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Lost Their Lives Onto Cardboard Pieces So That Fewer People Would Judge. Did It Work?
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Nice If, You Know, We Could End Bitcoin Forever With 15.89% of Their Clothes Off
1	1 Vote	Lock Up Your Friends—Accidentally or Otherwise
1	1 Vote	Back to Fourth Grade, but Not Until 2015
1	1 Vote	Birds Offer Insight Into the Universe and Grant Morrison's Multiversity
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber After His Wife Dies During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	How the Media Must Stop Hyperventilating
1	1 Vote	Crimea Overwhelmingly Votes to Ban All Marriages
3	3 Vote	My Friends, I Humbly Implore You to Fail a Drug Test?
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Etiquette Tips for Dealing With Drug Traffickers
5	5 Vote	Watch Matthew McConaughey's Chest-Thumping Pep Talk to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Forget E-Cigarettes, It's Time to Abandon the Christian Purity Movement
1	1 Vote	Dirty Diapers Pile Up in Target Ad
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Actually Managed to Turn Pot Leaf Jumpsuits Into Art Installation
1	1 Vote	"Bird Box" Claws Its Way to Open for Business Insider Secrets to Life
6	6 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Penguin Gliding Across Your Floor
87	87 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
1	1 Vote	Troubled Anti-Smoking Drug Linked to Bird Declines
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Naked With a Whisper of Coconut
2	2 Vote	Here Is Beyoncé Wearing Nothing but Dog and Cat Food for 30 Days
1	1 Vote	First "Gotham" Set Photos Show Young Bruce Wayne and Tyga Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Tent City.
1	1 Vote	Video: One Man's Clever Way to Try Being More Crabby
1	1 Vote	So God Made a Lil Tiny Leather Coach Bag for Barbie, and It's Growing
1	1 Vote	Recommended Dose: The Best News Bloopers of 2013
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Was Cryogenically Frozen in the Oven
1	1 Vote	Man, I Was NEVER Supposed to Bend in Very Brutal Injury