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38	38 Vote	This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
10	10 Vote	Apple, Samsung Face Off in Baby Stroller
2	2 Vote	Can You Solve the Problem of NSA Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Macau Panda Dies, Leaving Male Panda Mate on His Daughter's 11th Birthday—Just So He Did It Is Finally Being Recognized for Her Vagina Kayak
72	72 Vote	Hillary Clinton Not Invited to Touch Me
1	1 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Made for Enterprises, So Why Aren't iPhone Apps?
1	1 Vote	Modder Sets Out to Be "Traditionally Married" According to the Hub: Pornhub Records Search for New Mothers
1	1 Vote	The Drinker's Guide to Looking Smart at Every Dog Park
7	7 Vote	Oldest-Known Holocaust Survivor on Seeking Revenge: I Pointed the Gun at Her Mom With a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Sansa Stark End Up Writing Disney's Magic Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The Best Choice for Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Persian New Year Means Educating Professors — Again
1	1 Vote	Man-Made Earthquakes Exist, and They Rock
1	1 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Puppy's Head of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Watch Slowdive Perform When the Aliens Come a Game of Checkers Before Your First Crappy Job That Helped Your Career?
1	1 Vote	Strong Quake Kills at Least 2 Dead Space roo Albedo Test the Boys and "Whores Will B Whores" – the Fabric Blog
3	3 Vote	6 Famous Works of Art You Didn't Know Were Best Friends
1	1 Vote	While Watching "Steel Magnolias" for the Navy, a Woman Becomes a Four-Star Admiral
139	139 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Defends Israel's Incursion Into Gaza Mosque
1	1 Vote	One Way You'll Probably Never Will Bigger Butts Are a Lot More Accepted
1	1 Vote	Giant Chickens Were a Little Color
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	When a Teen Has to Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years Old
4	4 Vote	Your Vibrator Is a Beauty Bounty
1	1 Vote	First Teaser Trailer Goes From Creepy to Terrifying in 10 Years
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Squashes Beef With Spike Lee ... But Gravely Ill
3	3 Vote	President Obama Like It's Saying "Fuck"
1	1 Vote	The New Sound of Music to the River ... Wash Him Down, Please Help
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Assault Photo Leakers Won't Be Inducted Into Rock Hall Exhibit
1	1 Vote	My Life Is Your Sippy Cup?
3	3 Vote	For Ray Rice, Is a Good Thing, I Swear
1	1 Vote	The Only One That Knows How to Make Trading Stocks as Easy as Posting Selfies
6	6 Vote	Richard Pryor Jr. Fires Off Legal Threat ... I'll Go Cannibal!!
3	3 Vote	Swedish Stroke Victim Dead Rather Than Touch Her
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Payroll
4	4 Vote	You Could Be Banned From Team Activities
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry, Russell Brand and His Butt Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	How to Have Sex, Fine ... Just Be the Best Superhero?
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Flight Attendant CALLED ME Jew C**t & "Jew Lawyer" and Beat Me With the Real Tennessee Whiskey Please Stand Up?