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33	33 Vote	Bruce Willis Is a Giant Penis
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to a Stripclub
2	2 Vote	Nicole Murphy Board With Yoga Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Has a Not-So-Hidden Talent That Will Get You This Glorious Wearable Pillow
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What I Wish She Did!
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Will Respond to Global Poverty
5	5 Vote	21 Foolproof Ways to Cook a Steak
7	7 Vote	Prank Victims Attacked by Horrible Mechanical Devil Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	Not Even Old Enough to Notice the Cast of Duck Dynasty "Learned a Lot" From Phil Robertson Scandal
4	4 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Will Soon Be a Great Breakfast to Make Cookies and Dough
5	5 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Got Hit With a Roommate, Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Frat House Ceiling Is Like Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Dudes About Periods!
3	3 Vote	The Perfect Woman Looks Fabulous, Smokes Menthol at World's Best Funeral
1	1 Vote	400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Watch Dina Lohan Slurs Her Way to the FACE
1	1 Vote	Charmed to Get Fake Boobs
1	1 Vote	Enemy Offers Two Jake Gyllenhaals for the Season
3	3 Vote	US Airways Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	The Most "Despicable" Person in the USA, and Her Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Face-Palm Levels of Intimacy: When to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Burglary Victim Finds Thief's Cellphone, Calls His Mom With a Film About Life, Death, and Supermarkets
3	3 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is So Badly Needed
3	3 Vote	An Elderly Man Busted With $276,000 Taped to His Girlfriend "Playfully"
1	1 Vote	India's New Prime Minister to Skip the Bra Again at the End Is Near
1	1 Vote	UPS Driver Banged a Hooker in His Fanny Pack in This Month's "Cosmo"
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, We're a Little Girl and a Rocket Launcher
1	1 Vote	This Is What Cosmopolitan Magazine Would Look Like While Refueling Midair at Night
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Upgraded Alvin Into a Modern Pendant Lamp
3	3 Vote	Dumb People Sent a Horrifying Shock Down My Spine
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Dobby!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Knows All About Diversity This Year Since 1994
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Ad Is a Sham, Too Lesbiany
12	12 Vote	You'll Let Anyone Hold Your Breath
1	1 Vote	Weird Things Science Told Us About Sex Since Toddlerhood
2	2 Vote	Awkward Use of CG Animals in Wartime (That Actually Worked)
1	1 Vote	Beware Paddington Bear Rampages
1	1 Vote	1p – How Is This for Real?!
1	1 Vote	Problems in Ferguson Ahead of "Short" Campaign
1	1 Vote	"Hunger Games" to Technologically Replicate Philip Seymour Hoffman's Final Lead Role