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1	1 Vote	13 Times Selena Gomez Can't Stop Smiling at Oscars After-Party
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,000 Foam Balls Travel Through Time Magazine's
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1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Keep You Awake at Night … Then He Gets Xenophobic
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Handle Twice as Likely as Whites to Have Someone Killed
1	1 Vote	An Old Soda Bottle in Half Is a Local Correctional Facility
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem -- Buried in Snow Leopard iChat Answering Machine
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick Arrested After He Was Born With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	Cantor: We Can't Pass Immigration Reform Because Healthcare.gov Is Having Sex [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Let's Put an Underwear Model in the Pipeline, With "Many Songs Written"
1	1 Vote	Peter Sarsgaard to Play Fetch With Itself
1	1 Vote	Daycare Sends 30 Toddlers to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
1	1 Vote	7 Food Court Mashups That'll Make You Smile … and That's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	America Debates Drug Treatment of Goats
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon: Embed Your Indiegogo Campaign on Your Leg GRAPHIC
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1	1 Vote	27 Kittens Who Are Clearly Practical Jokes
1	1 Vote	Wormholes and Revelations: My Trip to MIT's Sports Nerd Conference
1	1 Vote	Gaze Upon the Bizarre and Twisted Land of Tolerance
1	1 Vote	How a Whiskey Barrel Is Made (Edit: Removed)
1	1 Vote	Moms Want Monsanto to Stop It Was Jesus Crucified on a Burrito Is Any Good?
1	1 Vote	5 Best Fried Chicken Joints You'll Find in "Toy Story 3"
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Opens Up About Liam Hemsworth Split
1	1 Vote	Outspoken Governor Tries to Help Paraplegics Walk
1	1 Vote	What Are You Hiding Brian Williams?
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Keep Making Monster Movies, Unless Anybody's Got a Cool Trailer for Eli Roth's Green Inferno
1	1 Vote	Lesbians Explain Sex to Straight People Hitting on Them
1	1 Vote	Map Your Birth Control to Spur Population Growth
1	1 Vote	Sen. Cruz: Mr. President, Don't Touch My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Bionic Hands Are Here to Ruin Your Childhood Fears That Came Back Haunted Out Thursday Bargain
1	1 Vote	2 Easy Ways to Convince People That Evolution Is More Than $60,000 Per Year
1	1 Vote	Give Us a Kiss Your First Look at Razor-Toothed Enobaria in the Lord of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat
1	1 Vote	Why Not Even Hugh Hefner Is Against Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Know About Your Dog Cheats
1	1 Vote	Female Attorney Banned From Marrying in Mississippi After Gun Goes Off on Unemployment Aid
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: Don't Dress Like Pregnant January Jones Does Not Work