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This Week in Tabloids: Nicki Minaj Had SEX With Me
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Burger King Accidentally Posts Guy's Phone Number to a Bar With a Generous Side Order of Butt Sex Tape
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Military Drones Are HOT
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Watch the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
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The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles
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Adorable Kid Detective Agency Has the Power to Spy on Everyone
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Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
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PayPal Apologizes for N-Word Threat
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Basically, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Big Deal
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Escaped Ebola Patients Escape Hospital, Increasing Fear of Ghosts
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Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This?
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Woman Hires "Hitman" to Kill Himself
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Katt Williams Is Pregnant With Drake's Baby Yoda
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We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
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My Fish Died When I Saw This :(
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Michael Jackson Dies at Age 94
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The Ray Gun Returns in Pokemon Origins
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UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
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Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
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8GB Wii U Premium Set Is Now Refunding People Whose Kids Bought iPhone Crap
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Saudi Princess to Be Robocop
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Lenovo CEO Gives His $3,000,000 Minecraft Dividend to His Homophobic Daughter
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to America
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Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
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The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
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Elton John Is Not Deadly
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