Headline Smasher | Hot Smashes

128	128 Vote	Rescued Turtle Manages to Insult the Poor
145	145 Vote	Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II 1	1
84	84 Vote	The Dicks of Our Eyes
79	79 Vote	If Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls, Most People Would Understand How Rachael Ray Got Her Raspy Voice
185	185 Vote	Be Right Back, Signing Up for Social Revolution 1	1
291	291 Vote	A Few People Are Upset
204	204 Vote	Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
80	80 Vote	Look Mum, I'm a Burglar
162	162 Vote	Bernie Sanders: "Absolutely" Willing to Ingest to please His Master
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
75	75 Vote	After Triple Homicide, How Safe Is Your QUALIFICATION FOR GOD'S BLESSINGS
192	192 Vote	I Don't Want to Work
85	85 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
194	194 Vote	Hey, Kid… Do You Consider Charizard a Dragon? 2	2
35	35 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
78	78 Vote	The U.S. Needs a Moment
30	30 Vote	Beauty Queen Won't Have Sex With Me
199	199 Vote	The Skeleton War Is Starting to Unravel
139	139 Vote	Jesus Christ Must Be Gay
168	168 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
7	7 Vote	Op-Ed: Why Martin Luther King Is Dead
57	57 Vote	Florida Dad Is Shot Dead at 80, Will Never Give Up 1	1
110	110 Vote	Senator Says It's "Sad" That He's on the Toilet
195	195 Vote	Kermit Is With Us
223	223 Vote	4 Signs You're Not the Size of 20 Billion Suns
79	79 Vote	500,000-Year-Old Tools May Have Belonged to a Bunch of White Dudes
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
110	110 Vote	Man Eats the Entire Map
78	78 Vote	Who's a Good Coconut!
146	146 Vote	Coroner Told to Flee in Event of the Boner
168	168 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
237	237 Vote	Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
263	263 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
233	233 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Got 10replies!.. Wait a Second.. I've Come to Die
75	75 Vote	Samsung, Stung by Trade War, Expects a Big Battle Involving the Skrulls From "Captain Marvel"
82	82 Vote	And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here! 2	2
95	95 Vote	Poop on Everything in Bakery Except One Terrible Pie
123	123 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
131	131 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
118	118 Vote	How to Get Angry

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