75
Vote
Brakes Are for Pansies
36
Vote
I Can't Stop Throwing Drinks in Matt Gaetz's Face
42
Vote
Doesn't This Graph Kinda Look Like a Gremlin
198
Vote
Google Has a SMELL
78
Vote
Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
75
Vote
45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
171
Vote
You're Scaring the Children of America
45
Vote
D.C. Weddings Only Permitted if No One Is Safe
4
Vote
New Dinosaur Species May Be "the Token Hot Blonde"
4
Vote
Avatar: The Last Word on Islam
77
Vote
I Spent Fat Stacks at the Kangaroo Sanctuary
51
Vote
You May Never Come
211
Vote
I Ate Too Many Straight White Males
86
Vote
Englander Warns: We May Never Twerk Again
37
Vote
Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
118
Vote
My Three-Month-Old's Guide to the F*cking White House
169
Vote
We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
127
Vote
See Ya Later, Suckas! the Obituary of a President
114
Vote
Saving School's Cafeteria Food to Feed the Undead
50
Vote
Kevin Smith Reveals He Likes Chips
178
Vote
Yoko Ono and John Cena Split
79
Vote
Biden Defends the Rights of Women and Their Love for Ska
228
Vote
Poll: Hillary Clinton's Argument: I Am Vengeance, I Am the Night
50
Vote
Qantas CEO Says He's Been Dead for Two Years
73
Vote
I Don't Mean to Alarm You, but I Know Your Seasonal Food Preferences
63
Vote
If You Do Enough Ketamine, You Might Piss Blood Vessel
272
Vote
Two Teenage Boys Have Been Chilling Since Prehistoric Times
257
Vote
8 Tips to Beat Me Up
153
Vote
The Sun Ordered to Reduce Carbon Footprint
107
Vote
Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
304
Vote
Trump Announces Plan to Get Worse
87
Vote
NASCAR's Confusing Rules Lead to Terrorism
5
Vote
Beer of the Iguana
100
Vote
UPDATE: Biden Has Never Mattered
48
Vote
Seaweed Forests Hold Key to Ultimate Knowledge
5
Vote
Lioness Rescued From Water Polo
5
Vote
The "Barbie" Movie Wasn't Made
78
Vote
Biden Appoints Man to Get Worse
37
Vote
I'm Furious With My Grandfather Miguel
4
Vote
Voices: Sorry, Women – You're Probably Going to Scalp Me