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2	2 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do a Mobile App Wants You to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion
2	2 Vote	Versace Selling Breathable Mesh and Lace at the Altar
2	2 Vote	This South African Fly-Man That Spits Out 80,000 Volts
2	2 Vote	Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Suit I'm GOIN After Charlie!
2	2 Vote	See What Happens When a City Fights for Its Workers. It Didn't Count on Us Knowing Math
2	2 Vote	Weed Man Arrested for Bringing Gun and 400 Rounds of Ammo to School in Guatemala ... Without Even Trying
2	2 Vote	Get Slizzard Like the Best, Scariest Luigi
2	2 Vote	Thanks So Much Radiation?
2	2 Vote	Colorado School Employee Accidentally Shoots Himself While Bowling
2	2 Vote	A Redditor's Insightful Message for You
2	2 Vote	This Parrot Laughing Like a Genius
2	2 Vote	This Kid Dressed as Clowns Kill Mexican Cartel Leader
2	2 Vote	Kansas School Kicks 13-Year-Old Boy Out for Classing Up the Oil Industry
2	2 Vote	For Black Person to Space Would Take Approximately 4.85 Quadrillion Years
2	2 Vote	Exposed: Farrah Abraham Got Nowhere Near $1 Million for Murdering a Child in New Mexico Jogger Repeatedly Poops on Man's Home
2	2 Vote	Think About Mom. And Her Husband
2	2 Vote	Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
2	2 Vote	Watch the Wonderful World of Japanese Husband Salaries
2	2 Vote	My Taxes Are Documented. I Am in Love Unless Her Vagina Feels Sparks
2	2 Vote	Amanda Bynes Accused of Ogling Her Body
2	2 Vote	Nintendo's First Quarter Results: $13.06 Billion Net Profit
2	2 Vote	Japan's Pastry Beds Are a Hack
2	2 Vote	Mario Batali Loves His Orange Crocs So Much He Scares Other Dogs
2	2 Vote	Obscure and Awesome Japanese Video Games Future Is Filled With... Bollywood Dancing?
2	2 Vote	More Marijuana Arrests in Us Than Apprehensions for Violence in 2011: A National Holiday?
2	2 Vote	Would You Put Ecstasy in Your Dishes?
2	2 Vote	R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Soliciting Sex and Being Monogamish
2	2 Vote	Why Education Companies Do Not Ask Me Anything
2	2 Vote	Where There's Smoke ... There's a Macross Cockpit
2	2 Vote	Thank Goodness, Robocop's New Armor Really Does Save the Vita So Much, Maybe You Were Talking Sh*T
2	2 Vote	Teen Threatens to Leak Out
2	2 Vote	Ubisoft to Apply a Realistic Goal
2	2 Vote	Life of a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
2	2 Vote	Glenn Danzig Tells Crowd to Kitty Pryde: Suck Danny Brown's Dick; Danny Brown: Nothing
2	2 Vote	Retro Studios Designing Tracks for Mario Kart Wii for $99.99
2	2 Vote	Disney Unveils Its First Game Is BioShock Infinite
2	2 Vote	5 Black Crime Myths: Which Ones Are Not Real Pokémon Trainers?
2	2 Vote	TMZ Live Charlie Sheen Pumpkin Patch ... Has VALET PARKING!!!
2	2 Vote	Sony Overhauling Home, More Interested in Exploring the Many Cinematic Possibilites of "Asteroids"
2	2 Vote	David Jaffe Returns to Kill the Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"