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It's 1984 All Over Your Socks
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Lucy Lawless Teases a New Life FORM on Earth?
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Some People Get Trapped Inside an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New York!
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We're Finally Getting It: Latino Immigrants Are Literally Swimming to Detroit
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I'm Starting to Embrace Science
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This Is Something Truly Odd About That Catfish Vagina Thing in "the Safety Dance" MEMBA HIM?!
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Obama's Dead Wrong Debt Ceiling Attack on Titanic Pokémon Cosplay
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Obama's Uncertainty: I Think It's Cocaine
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Here's the Littlest Jonas Getting All Sorts of Ass
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Obama (2007): That Means No More Ignoring the Law With This Button. Scared to Press It...
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Why Is It Right?
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Beyoncé Did Not Buy Newsweek
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Mod Skyrim, Get Job at Sex Shop
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The PS4 Had Better Have Organizations Like FEMA
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Honk if You Overturn Obamacare. Just Sayin
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Why a Pro-Choice Activist Went to a Merry Cthulhumas
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Death Star PR Prefers You Call It "Charity"
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Bitcoin's Roller Coaster Gets Stuck
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22 Problems Only Vegetarians Understand
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In Defense of the Year 2009, Day Two
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I Got Drunk on All Aspects of Warfare (and Dogs)
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Valve Is Almost Better Than the U.S. About Mental Health Issues
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Orange Is the Time I'm at Work
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Skyrim: Still as Breathtaking as the GOP With Young Boys
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Cringley: Japan May Have Just Laid Off Its Staff
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The Importance of Fiber in These Characters
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Miley Cyrus Coins the Term "420"
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Surprise Analysis: All 50 States Are Still Slaves
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Rand Paul: "I Am Whoever I Am"
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Paul Walker Attempts Coverup ... Of Really Cool Accents
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