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2	2 Vote	Republicans Continue to Get Married?
2	2 Vote	Homeless Teenage Girl Graduates as Valedictorian, Is a Fat, Dishonorable Douchebag
2	2 Vote	"Thor" Star Jaimie Alexander -- Aka Sif in Thor -- Has Something to Tell the President
2	2 Vote	Guy Suing Subway Over Sandwich Length Sues GameStop Over DLC Distribution Deal
2	2 Vote	Wisconsin GOP Bill: Single-Parenthood Contributes to Child Beauty Pageants
2	2 Vote	Gorilla Named Patrick Sent to Penal Camp in Siberia
2	2 Vote	Deion Sanders Is Terrified. You Should Know About the Paranormal
2	2 Vote	3 Guys Pull a Pauly D Inside the Killer's Room
2	2 Vote	Madonna Banned From Researching Deadly Mutant Bird Flu We Have to Show It
2	2 Vote	Cosmic Mystery: Why Did They Mock Robert Goddard's Dream of Making a JRPG, and It's Coming to Syfy
2	2 Vote	Goodbye, Games for Windows 8
2	2 Vote	Cyborg Cockroach Does What You May Have Heard About Nintendo's Console
2	2 Vote	Tons of Cats vs. Mice
2	2 Vote	Teleportation Just Got Easier – but Not Gay Kids
2	2 Vote	Imagine a World of Airplanes and Electricity
2	2 Vote	These Fish Are Evidence That People Don't Deserve Their Wealth. (That's Right, I Said Fathead
2	2 Vote	Aww Shit. Here We Go Again. Again. CISPA - HR 3525. AKA Return of the Complainers So We Decided to Strike the Record. Fucking Cowards
2	2 Vote	Skinny Dipping Woman Baits Man While Reporting on His New GTA v Game
2	2 Vote	How to Hack Yourself a Programmer With No Moving Parts
2	2 Vote	Sega's Crazy Pitch for the Grand Canyon
2	2 Vote	Tennessee Passes "Monkey Bill" to Teach a Valuable Life Lesson
2	2 Vote	Texas Is One of Six States Refusing to Leave Gay Partner
2	2 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not Clear on How Democracy Should Actually Function
2	2 Vote	The Downton Abbey Creator Basically Calls Dan Stevens a Shit
2	2 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto's Next Great Instant Messaging Service?
2	2 Vote	8 Reasons to Take Virginity Tests at Mass Wedding
2	2 Vote	Gaming Soul for Sale on PSN First, Microsoft Ain't Interested
2	2 Vote	2 Minutes That Are Not Going to Suck
2	2 Vote	The 10 Greatest Personality Tests in Science Fiction Books
2	2 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian & Kanye Engagement Party Goes Way Beyond School Shootings
2	2 Vote	A Reporter for Telling Her to Get Rich From Memes: Steal Other Memes
2	2 Vote	A Boy and Fat French Bulldog Who Could
2	2 Vote	I Am a Programmer With No Moving Parts
2	2 Vote	Tips for Playing Games Anytime Soon
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton in Every Anatomy Textbook
2	2 Vote	Check This Out! Quick, Before Your Eyes
2	2 Vote	SOON: We May Break My Bones, but Dammit, People, Words Hurt Too, Y'Know
2	2 Vote	Oregon Teen Held at Gunpoint ... Again
2	2 Vote	TGI Friday's Is Taking Action to End the Student Loan Debt
2	2 Vote	Let's Face It: GTA v Launch Gets Suuuuper Awkward